Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons rewrite Black History Month, Kourtney Kardashian's eccentric birthing methods, the gross-out factor of brother/sister ice dancing teams, The Cleveland Show's catchy theme song, and Jay Leno's new promo gets a revamp featuring Radiohead's "Creep."
Today at Gawker.TV, Archer raises it's sexuality up a notch with a choking scene, Tracy Morgan's best talk show moments of the week, what happened to Superman, and Joe Jonas, Lil Jon, and RZA invade Vampire Weekend's new video.
Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert has his Olympic interview with Bob Costas, Ewan McGregor insults George Stephanopoulos, Abby Elliott and her dad Chris Elliott, a girl redeems herself on a stair-chair, and a Dutch Oympian calls an NBC reporter stupid.
Today at Gawker.TV, Tracy Morgan takes over Tavis Smiley, Olympic Curling's orgasm noises, more girls that are 16 and Pregnant, Jason Davis has a date with The Millionaire Matchmaker and his monkey, and we explain the theory behind Lost's flash-sideways.
Today at Gawker.TV, Meredith Vieira calls Kristi Yamaguchi a "hoochie," Rachael Ray will inspect your pee, the Olympic soundtrack is actually the Brisco County theme, Puppy Tweets, and The Bachelor gets alone time with each of his three remaining ladies.
Today at Gawker.TV,Fox and Friends are forced to touch real body fat, highlights from the NBA Slam Dunk contest, Jersey Shore girls get made-over by Rachael Ray, anchorman gets attacked by pelican, and Cleveland pokes fun at cat ladies.
Today at Gawker.TV, The Office adjusts to Sabre, Survivor is more like Real World, Road Rules Challenge than you'd expect, Community pays homage to The Breakfast Club, and Archer is all about the gratuitous (and animated!) tits and ass.
Today at Gawker.TV, Kim Kardashian guests on Today, Stephen Colbert annoys a "green" congressman, The View goes after John Mayer, and The Late Show tallies the use of snowpocalypse vs. snowmageddon in yesterday's news reports.
Today at Gawker.TV, the wife of George Stephanopolous sings him a sexy happy birthday, an Always Sunny friend shows up on Lost, Newt Gingrich lies, the un-aired Teen Mom footage, and Brian Kilmeade wants to get freaky with mannequins.
Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray dines with Anthony Bourdain, How I Met Your Mother's harem of hotties, Jon Stewart may have ripped off another comedian last night, the best commercials from the 1980s, and Mayor Bloomberg prepares us for the worst.
Today at Gawker.TV, CBS's premiere of Undercover Boss, Jason Alexander's weight-loss ad, the trailer for Stephin Merritt's documentary, a makeup artist swears on Rachael Ray, and all of the violence from the Super Bowl commercials in one video.
Gawker.TV, Community gets sexually charged, Wanda Sykes is not happy with NBC's Black History Month lunch menu, Wallace Shawn gets to the root of Jon Stewart's daddy issues, football for the ladies, and a contestant on Millionaire insults Meredith Vieira.
Today at Gawker.TV, Ugly Betty learns about blogging, Martha asks twins whether they switch wives in the sack, Superbowl commercials, John Oliver proposes new rules for elderly congress members, and Fox anchors watch a buoy float down the Hudson.
Today at Gawker.TV, Channing Tatum explains how he burned his penis, Gordon Ramsay fights with his contestants, Marky Mark's ab workout, Bruce Jenner has a laugh at Fox News' fact-checking, and Jon Stewart re-imagines a Jewish Scooby Doo.
Today at Gawker.TV, Fox anchors play with a Scott Brown doll, Conan O'Brien's NBC opinions circa 2006, Today airs a live C-section, Jon Stewart calls out Fox News, and Jim Nantz & Nick Swisher help Barney achieve a "Perfect Week."
Today at Gawker.TV, The View joins in the Scott Brown fever, Arrested Development with a laugh track, Good Day New York Rihanna gaffe, The Cleveland Show's lessons on legalized weed, and The Worst Cooks in America are still crying!
Today at Gawker.TV, tomorrow's Miss America Pageant is going to be a freak show, Pee Wee Herman gets an iPad, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos talk about their children's mating habits, and John Mayer's Storytellers.
Today at Gawker.TV, Jamie Oliver takes over the fattest town in America, Daniel Tosh's rant about Tom Cruise, Barbara Walter's girl-on-girl kiss, Steven Seagall may be the worst cop ever, and Mel Gibson dons a wig while portraying Jimmy Kimmel.
Today at Gawker.TV, MADtv saw into the future of the Apple iPad (which some CNBC anchors find distasteful), Meredith Vieira surprises Martha Stewart with stripper pole footage, a sneak peek at The Ricky Gervais Show, and the season finale of Teen Mom.
Today at Gawker.TV, Howard Stern bashes Conan, Sherri Shepard may be the worst journalist in America, new issues for two gay brothers on Greek, Lifetime's "The Pregnancy Pact," and The Inbetweeners is the new Freaks and Geeks.