Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons rewrite Black History Month, Kourtney Kardashian's eccentric birthing methods, the gross-out factor of brother/sister ice dancing teams, The Cleveland Show's catchy theme song, and Jay Leno's new promo gets a revamp featuring Radiohead's "Creep."

Does The Cleveland Show have the Best Theme Song on Television?
The short answer is yes. The cheerful tune sounds and looks like it's straight out of a 70s sitcom and is so infectious that it will stay in your head for days. The show's introduction and lyrics after the jump.

The Song NBC Should Have Used For The New Tonight Show Promo
The new promo for Leno's Tonight Show is the same ad used for The Jay Leno Show, but with a different song. It's not only obnoxious, but lazy as well. The song used here rings a bit more true.

You're Not the Only One Grossed Out by Brother/Sister Ice Dancing Teams
Just when we thought no one else wondered whether last night's coverage of Olympic Ice Dancing bordered on some Flowers in the Attic-type incest, Whoopi came, patted our heads, and said, "There, there. You're not alone. It is gross."

The Simpsons Will Rewrite Your Stephen King Movies, Also History
During last night's very special Black History Month episode of The Simpsons we learned about their historical ties to the slave trade. More importantly, we learn about how/when it is appropriate to walk out of a movie.

Kourtney Kardashian takes Birthing into her Own Hands
The miracle of birth can be a beautiful, life-changing experience in so many ways. In the case of Kourtney Kardashian, however, things can take weird turns... like pulling her child out of her own vagina. WARNING: Not for the squeamish!