Today at Gawker.TV, Meredith Vieira calls Kristi Yamaguchi a "hoochie," Rachael Ray will inspect your pee, the Olympic soundtrack is actually the Brisco County theme, Puppy Tweets, and The Bachelor gets alone time with each of his three remaining ladies.

Does the Music from the Olympics Sound Familiar to You?
That's because it's the exact music from The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. This 1993 TV show starred Bruce Campbell and lasted only a season. Carlton Cuse, who co-created and produced the show, tweeted about the tune earlier this week.

The Bachelor: On the Wings of Hardcore Make-Out Sessions
It's down to the wire on The Bachelor, and everyone was yukking it up for the cameras. Fake crying, fake emotions, fake tits. The only real thing was Jake making out with the three remaining contestants for half the show.

Meredith Viera calls Kristi Yamaguchi a "Hoochie" on Today
As part of their Olympic coverage, Meredith Vieira and Kristi Yamaguchi had a wild night out in Vancouver. While describing the night, Meredith refers to her as the "Yamaguchi Hoochie" as an embarrassed Kristi waits nearby for her interview.

Puppy Tweets: Because Twitter Wasn't Pointless Enough
About damn time dogs joined the 21st century. On Good Morning America, they introduced a product that ranges from completely useless-useless. It's called Puppy Tweets, and it involves dogs tweeting. As if human's lives aren't boring enough.

Rachael Ray will Analyze your Pee Tomorrow
Get ready Rachael Ray fans, "urine" for a treat. Tomorrow's episode teaches us about what diseases we might die of just from peeing in a cup. No word yet on whether Rachael Ray's interest in pee extends to recreational use.