children

Children and Gays Will Someday Rule the World

Richard Lawson · 07/12/10 10:04AM

This weekend was a big boffo one, that saw the continued takeover of the children, the continued power of Twilight, and the continued progress of the gay marriage movement. Come, let's take a closer look.

Google Maps Catches Children Making Out Behind Bushes

Maureen O'Connor · 06/11/10 03:45PM

Two sexy underage teens were in the midst of their "very first kiss as a couple" when a Google Maps van snapped their picture. Now Eddie Bateman and Hayley Moss are recorded for posterity getting it on behind a bush.

Father Tries to Auction Off Eight-Year-Old Son

Max Read · 05/27/10 12:59AM

According to The Sun, a Chinese father chained his son to a lamppost and tried to auction him off, advertising his work ethic. After being asked about the child's diet, the father was attacked by bystanders. [The Sun]

Meet the Three-Year-Old Tattoo Artist

Maureen O'Connor · 04/17/10 01:07PM

When she turns four, Ruby Dickinson will use a specially-designed miniature tattoo gun to ink a spider on her dad's leg. This will make her the world's youngest tattoo artist. Peaches Geldof has her wobbly little hands on retainer already.

Oregon School District Might Create Happiest Kids Ever

Richard Lawson · 04/12/10 12:40PM

The ruined economy might pay off for the lucky children of Klamath Falls. The county school district is considering shortening the school week to four days to save millions of dollars a year.

Little Boy Bursts Into Tears Because He Is Not a 'Single Lady'

Maureen O'Connor · 04/01/10 12:28AM

Families that dance to Beyonce together stay together—until they tell an adorable three-year-old son "You're not a 'Single Lady,'" and he bursts into adorable tears. Come, witness the chilling sting of anti-three-year-old boy discrimination.