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The date: September 29th 2006

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We've said this before, but the proliferation of painfully obvious PR plants, poorly disguised as Gawker Stalker sightings, continues to make our mailbox cry. So maybe it's time for a refresher on how these things work. This morning, we received the following sighting, boldface and all:

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Because Fridays are about feeling good (in the neighborhood, if you will, and we do hope to see you at the 'Bees for after-work drinks!), a heartwarming story about actor Edward Norton at an unnamed NYC restaurant:

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Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; this is our occasional, retro-style rundown. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

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This all looks wildly complicated, but what you're looking at is the Sundem/Tierney Unified Celebrity Theory, a collaboration between formula-happy Garth Sundem and Times op-ed loverboy John Tierney. The equation is designed to predict the odds that a given celebrity marriage will last; according to the STUCT, Renee Zellwegger and Kenny Chesney didn't stand much of a chance, while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have maybe a 10% likelihood of lasting a year (if they ever get married, that is). As for Britney and Kevin? 0% chance that they'll make it to the five-year mark.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. This is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. This is our occasional, old-school compilation of said hotness. Send your stalking fun to tips@gawker.com.