At the end of the day, most celebrities are, in fact, total fucking freaks, so one comes to expect all sorts of bizarre behavior from the rarefied species. But this is a whole new level of weird: a YouTube user claiming to be an unnamed celebrity (Rance, anyone?) has started a new series called "Celebrity Body Parts," in which she posts a short video every four days featuring a close-up on one of her body parts. She then talks about said body part and, if someone correctly guesses her identity, she claims that she'll immediately reveal herself (at which point we'll learn that she's not, say, Keira Knightley, but actually some Channel 5 presenter we've never heard of). Above, the first episode deals with the woman's hair; episode two delves into elbows. Fascinating stuff, really. Also, the talking hair kind of freaks us out.