It's just like that time we went to a strip club and saw our once-hot-but-now-dried-up kindergarten teacher grinding away on a pole...on a much smaller scale. Kind of, anyways. [Slack LaLane]
The Park Slope B&N has something in common with Gretchen Weiner's hair: they're both full of secrets. [Zombie Fights Shark!]
Jesus, man, lighten up. It's only genocide. [copyranter]
How to break the first rule of Bro-Code. [Matt Sears Forever]
New Jersey gave us the stink earlier this week, but they get SNOW? WTF? [NBC WeatherPulse]
