"I'll never forget the night she cheated on me, because it was the night of the XBox 360 launch." Funny, that's how much of our tech department remembers losing their virginity. [Pete Unwrapped]
New York Magazine knows why you're miserable, horny, happy and materialistic. Just never at the same time. [This Girl Called Automatic Win]
Divorce rates should be blamed on the very people who believe shit like this is actually funny and/or true. [Typing Pool]
Blah, blah, Sarah Silverman, blah, Tina Fey, blah blah. [Adam Sank]
