Tonight, in Anaheim, Major League Baseball's All-Star game is underway. This morning, the sport lost one of its most well-known figures: New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. And as expected, the late powerhouse was honored before tonight's game. Videos inside.

Rush Limbaugh's touching tribute to deceased Yankees owner George Steinbrenner: "That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires!" Sure: Don Mattingly, Joe Torre, Andy Pettitte, Roger Clemens...Come on, fat boy. At least be human. Remember Donovan McNabb? [Media Matters]

David Ortiz hit 32 home runs to win the Home Run Derby at Angel Stadium.

Bob Sheppard, "The Voice of God," who was the New York Yankees' PA announcer for 56 years, died in his New York home today. He was 99 years old. Sheppard worked more than 4,500 major league ballgames.

Greg Kelly has long suffered from a lack of coordination. Fortunately, his job as host of Good Day New York doesn't require much of it, unless of course that job requires he play stick ball on live TV.

If you've ever watched Seinfeld, then you know Jerry is a big Mets fan. Tonight, he visited the Mets' booth with Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez for a few innings. Lady Gaga came up, and Jerry did not hold back.

Say you run a mediocre baseball team that no one cares about and plays in a turquoise football stadium. How do you get your franchise in the spotlight? You find a lame schtick. Like handing out free vuvuzelas to fans.

Wally Backman, former second baseman for the NY Mets, was featured in the miniseries Playing for Peanuts as manager of the South Georgia Peanuts. In this uncensored, deleted scene, Backman is ejected and delivers an obscenity-laden freakout for the ages.

The Los Angeles Dodgers are suing comedian Jon Lovitz because they suck and he doesn't want to pay to watch them anymore.

The Phoenix Suns took the court for Wednesday night's game wearing "Los Suns" jerseys to "honor [Arizona's] Latino community" and "give the middle finger to racists" (I made up that second quote). Guess how Rush Limbaugh felt about it?

Philadelphia sports fans are notoriously crazy. So when a 17-year-old superfan ran onto the field during a Phillies games yesterday, one cop decided that enough was enough and fried his ass with a taser. Updated: video!

We've earned TV treating us like idiots. This is the nation that gets emotionally invested enough to call a hotline to determine whether Pamela Anderson or Evan Lysacek is the better dancer.

A quite disgustingly creative young man put two fingers down his throat and deliberately vomited over an off-duty cop and his children at a baseball game, following a confrontation. This did not pan out so well.

This unlucky Red Sox fan has great seats, beer, and pizza thrown at his face when he messes with a play. The investigative reporting done by the two announcers is stuff of legends, and that pizza still looks tasty too.

This pitcher's manager simply said he was sick, but he gives us a lot more detail. It happens to everyone, but this man refuses to be ashamed.

They're not the Cubs, their futility does not go quite that deep. Cubs fans have a special brand of loserdom that is part of their very fabric.

President Obama threw out the first pitch at today's Washington Nationals home opener. All the jokes, they are obvious. Like: his pitch went way left. ("I was intentionally walking the guy," Obama joked.) Obama has been so sporty lately!

Not a basketball fan? Not a soccer fan? Either way, you'll find these guys impressive. Watch as a group of skilled soccer players make their transition to the basketball court.

It's 1993 and you're the manager of a baseball team that's in a slump. How do you react to the reporters who ask time and time again why you suck so badly? By having a press conference meltdown.

In America, it's very formulaic: pitcher beans batter, batter charges pitcher, benches clear, and serious physical altercations are usually avoided. Not in Cuba! In Cuba, the pitcher runs for dear life as the batter maniacally chases after him.