During Sunday's baseball game against the Marlins, Chicago Cubs player Tyler Colvin was impaled by the shard of a baseball bat while running from third base. The bat fragment punctured his chest and he was rushed to the hospital.

And the Academy Award for Best Fake Injury Goes to... Derek Jeter! During Wednesday night's Yankees/Rays game, Jeter acted as if a pitch had stuck his hand. He even writhed in pain! Too bad it never hit him. Video inside.

During a meaningless September baseball game last night, an SNL sketch broke out. Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink have nothing on Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo, veteran TV broadcasters for the Boston Red Sox.

Manny Ramirez' tenure with the Dodgers ended not with a bang, but a whimper. Watch as ManRam gets ejected after the first pitch of his at bat, with bases loaded, to the excitement of a Colorado Rockies super-fan.

Want to be over-involved in your child's life, but can't spare the time it takes to smother them with attention? A service for you: A company is installing webcams at Little League games, so parents can watch from their phones.

During the Boston Red Sox annual "Jimmy Fund Telethon" Friday, renowned jerk Bill O'Reilly joined broadcasters Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy in the booth and told an embarrassing story about his legendary lack of tact.

On last night's Hung, Ray gets a chance to relive his glory days when he participates in a baseball game between the students and alumni. The old man proves he's still got some left in the tank by going yard.

Stepping away from the game following yesterday's horrendous loss, Lou Piniella will forever be remembered for his great managing, playing career, and epic tirades. Here's a montage of Sweet Lou losing his lid—literally.

During yesterday's Padres-Phillies game, Jayson Werth hit a foul ball into the stands. What happened next was epic: a fan who happened to be walking back from the concessions area—food/drink in hand—caught the ball one-handed. Seriously. Video inside.

At yesterday's Rays-Rangers baseball game, one fella drank too much and decided to take a short nap in the stands. Another fan promptly filmed this as the Rays' mascot, Raymond, woke the drunkard up with a barrage of silly string.

Our federal authorities are targeting the very core of American corruption: baseball player Roger Clemens. Clemens reportedly will be indicted for perjuring himself before Congress in a 2008 steroids hearing. Really? A druggy baseball player gets a federal indictment?

Monday's SportsNation featured this astounding clip of stuntman Ted Batchelor burning his way into the record books. Minor-league baseball parks are infamous for their publicity stunts, but this remarkable trot around the bases is hardly "Holly Madison Bobblehead Night."

In his mad rush to catch a foul ball, this gentleman failed to notice that said ball squarely hit his girlfriend before it dropped to the ground. Swoon.

Rupert Murdoch is able to fund an economically irrational NYC newspaper war thanks to the fact that News Corp has tons of cash. (They made Avatar, you know!) What to do with these mounds of money? Buy a baseball team.

Plus-size madness! Dorky yogis! Socializing for health! Dangerous bats! Unhealthy vegans! And hardcore hotness! It's your Thursday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while staying hydrated!

It's the Year of the Pitcher because no one is on steroids anymore. Duh, you're welcome America. Problem solved. Sincerely, Fox and Friends.

During filming of yesterday's Late Show, David Letterman stopped traffic outside of his studio to play a round of baseball with Cardinals' Albert Pujols and male-hero Denis Leary. Wonder if those buildings or cabs mind being pummeled with random baseballs?

Matt Garza of the Tampa Bay Rays just pitched a no-hitter against the Detroit Tigers.

Chelsea Baker, 13, may be a girl but she plays like the boys. Having gone undefeated in her last four seasons, with a killer knuckle ball, she may be the most accomplished pitcher for her age, regardless of gender.

The National League finally beat the American League, winning the MLB All-Star Game 3-1 for their first victory since 1996.