Myspace personality, Hitler sympathizer, and greatest actor of her generation Tila Tequila is pregnant, she announced in a tweet Friday.

A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.

The case of the 9-month-old baby charged with the attempted murder of police officers in a Pakistani court earlier this month has officially been dismissed. The judge announced the decision after Saturday's court hearing.

A baby takes a break from his daily struggles with concepts like object permanence and the automobile to comprehend something even more mesmerizing to his baby mind: the car wash. He may not be able to talk, but his eyes are saying, "Whoa. Trippy."

A 9-month-old Pakistani baby accused of raiding a state-run gas company and plotting to murder police has gone into hiding following his first court appearance last week.

Muhammad Mosa Khan, also known as "Musa," appeared in a Pakistani court this week, one of 30 people accused of trying to steal gas and murder police by stoning them to death. Musa is 9 months old.

At just 10 months old, this baby has already developed a very specific phobia: He's terrified of NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams.

At the end of this month, four major baby trafficking rings were busted by authorities in Beijing and Jiangsu, rescuing 382 babies and arresting 1,094 people involved.

How dangerously would you drive your car, just to get a baby to make this face? How many laws would you break?

The time has come for "Hey, Science," America's only popular science column, in which we enlist real live scientific experts to answer humanity's most provocative/ dumb scientific questions. Today: does your own baby's poop smell better than the poop of other people's kids?

Whenever Parks and Recreation aired, Larry Gallagher noticed that his young son would start excitedly flailing his arms and dancing. So every Thursday night, Gallagher decided to film his son as the show's theme song played. The hilarious result is this three-minute, dance-filled clip.

Acclaimed molecular gastronomy chef Grant Achatz caused a stir over the weekend when he took to his Twitter account to ask his followers if a ban on babies was in order at his three-Michelin-starred Chicago eatery Alinea.

A doctor convicted of selling at least seven newborns to human traffickers was sentenced to death on Tuesday.

When Jessica Shyba brought Theo home for the first time, she had no idea what to expect.

A little girl falling over on ice might be cute, but twin babies hugging each other and getting a weird French bath might be cuter, in its own weird, French way.

Scientists now say that a baby's instinct to open its mouth when food nears "is a skill fetuses teach themselves in the womb." Wow... sounds like your baby is real smart. (Sarcasm.)

This week, after years of dodging the subject, the Christian Science Monitor was finally forced to clarify its position in America's most controversial debate: Babies: It's OK to Literally Eat Them, Right? Or What? The official Christian Science Monitor position: Not in favor of literally eating babies. (For now.)

The new baby panda at the National Zoo—the alive one, not the one that was born dead—is a girl panda, the zoo announced this morning. And genetic testing reveals that she is the offspring of the National Zoo's own resident male panda, Tian Tian.

As shown on Kanye's ridiculous, sedated, everyone's-throwing-their-heads-back-and-laughing appearance on Kris Kardashian's talk show, Kris.

A 22-year-old man from Staten Island was arrested last week for attempting to sell his girlfriend's baby on Craigslist for $100.