babies

Pampered Babies Kick Back and Relax at the Floating Baby Spa

Aleksander Chan · 09/05/14 12:14PM

Float Baby is the premier Houston spa for non-adults aged two weeks to six months to enjoy a 20 minute "hydrotherapy" session and full-body mini-massage. These babies have already experienced more luxury than many of us will ever know. Look at them, so calm and serene and ignorant of the world's horrors, of every awful thing you've probably done. The peace they feel right now surpasses the greatest moments of your sad, miserable life. Have a wonderful day.

Scarlett Johansson Gives Birth to Healthy Baby Grandmother

Caity Weaver · 09/05/14 08:39AM

One more frigging person in New York City, now that actress Scarlett Johansson has just given birth to her first child—a baby girl—in the already densely populated metropolis. The baby's name is Rose Dorothy, and she is 85 years old, and she loves her grandchildren very much, and she really shouldn't be driving anymore except that her kids are leery of selling her Buick and taking away her sense of "independence."

7-Week-Old Baby Gets Hearing Aids, Smiles at His Parents' Voices

Jay Hathaway · 09/04/14 09:30AM

At 7 weeks old, baby Lachlan had never heard the sound of his parents' voices before. But thanks to his new hearing aids, we get to see this moment of shock that quickly turned to delight. And that's just mom and dad's reaction. The baby was pretty happy, too.

Little Kid Is Furious at His Mom for Getting Pregnant Again

Jay Hathaway · 08/28/14 03:27PM

Trey just found out he's about to have a new baby sibling, and this is exasperating. Why would his mom replace him and his sister, the two babies she just had, with a new one that's just going to cry all the time? It makes no sense!

White House Briefly Locked Down After Toddler Squeezes Through Fence

Aleksander Chan · 08/07/14 10:18PM

The potential national security threat that not enough people are talking about? Babies. A toddler squeezed through the fence in front of the White House Thursday night, triggering an alarm and sending the Secret Service into lockdown mode.

This Baby Will Cry Until You Let Her Rage to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse"

Jay Hathaway · 08/05/14 12:30PM

This crying baby is certain that the world is a terrible, unkind place and that nothing will ever be OK again. And she's probably right becau—never mind, Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" is starting. She nods her approval. The tempest is averted... for now.

Baby's First Medieval Knight Sword Fight

Kelly Conaboy · 08/02/14 03:15PM

Do you remember the first time your parents dressed you up as a knight and made you fake sword fight another baby dressed as a knight in the middle of a crowd of people?

Little Girl Cries Because She Doesn't Want Her Baby Brother to Grow Up

Jay Hathaway · 07/30/14 08:39AM

Sadie, age 5, has just confronted the fact that her adorable baby brother won't stay a baby forever. His little baby smiles will soon become slightly-less-adorable toddler smiles. And eventually, the icy finger of death will beckon her, her brother, and all of us. Probably when we're a hundred.

Puppy, Baby Cuddle

Dayna Evans · 07/26/14 12:45PM

If the headline of this story didn't reveal enough, perhaps sixteen seconds of heavenly audiovisuals will give you the kick of endorphins you've been searching for. A baby, 10-week old Eisleigh, and a puppy, 8-week-old Clyde, demonstrate what cuddling should look like. All up in your face, like real close.

2-Year-Old Amputee Learns to Walk, Refuses to Quit

Jay Hathaway · 07/08/14 11:55AM

2-year-old Kayden Elijah Kinckle was born with an omphalocele, a defect in his intestinal wall that caused his intestines and other organs to stick out through his navel. He also had "a band wrap around his legs and feet when he was in the womb," his mom writes, which led to the amputation of his right foot and left leg.

Five-Year-Old Is Super Stressed About His Three Girlfriends

Dayna Evans · 05/24/14 04:00PM

While not many of us are often trapped in this predicament, a five-year-old was caught on camera by his mother admitting that he'd have to "give up" one of his girlfriends because it was causing him too much stress.