Run for the Hills: Tila Tequila Is Having a Baby
Myspace personality, Hitler sympathizer, and greatest actor of her generation Tila Tequila is pregnant, she announced in a tweet Friday.
Surprise! Im 10 weeks pregnant! May God bless my baby on this Good Friday! I'm gonna be a Mommy! YAY I love you baby pic.twitter.com/ja9FXiDO6J
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) April 19, 2014
In 2010, the former reality star said she was pregnant with the rapper The Game's child, which, shockingly, turned out to be untrue. Given the former reality TV star's apparent mental state — she wrote, in apparent seriousness, about battling reptilian beasts "in 4D realm" last year — if she's for real this time, there's probably reason to be worried for this child. According to Tila, there's also the truly terrifying prospect of Tequila twins.
Dear Baby, are there 2 of you in there? Some people think so! I guess we'll find out soon enough! You ARE pretty big though, baby! I love u!
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) April 20, 2014
