The surviving members of Charle Hebdo held a press conference this morning to discuss last week's massacre and how they prepared the magazine's new issue. "I honestly didn't know if I could still draw," cartoonist Rénald Luzier—better known as Luz —told reporters.

A Seattle dog, sick of waiting around for her owner, has learned to ride public transit by herself. Eclipse the black lab knows how to catch the D Line by her apartment, ride for 3 or stops, and hop off at a dog park near Downtown.

Okay, so, you have a winter boyfriend (or girlfriend), you have a cold snap, you have a warm place to be close, and you have nothing to do for the weekend. What next?

Ahead of yesterday's Ohio State victory over Oregon in the college football national championship game, an unusually floppy-haired Jimmy Kimmel rolled out a special edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, featuring ESPN broadcasters and college coaches. Some of them are better at reading than others.

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Thousands swarmed the streets surrounding Ohio State University last night following the school's national championship win. Campus and local police, clad in riot gear, dispersed the crowds by firing pepper spray at students and fans.

It seems like it was only weeks ago that our image of Britney-sister Jamie Lynn Spears as the type of person who wouldn't go for a knife during a brawl at a Pita Pit was forever shattered when she did go for a knife during a brawl at a Pita Pit. And now, we can all watch it.

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A Brooklyn gym teacher was reportedly fired over a flirty Instagram photo of him and a former student posing together on New Years.

The police report behind George Zimmerman's weekend domestic abuse arrest is out and it paints an incredibly depressing picture of life with one of the most reviled men in America.

A woman died and at least 80 other passengers were reportedly injured Monday afternoon when a D.C. metro station suddenly filled up with smoke.

Sure it could just be an accident, but I saw the 1994 winter Olympics.

This is the cover of the Charlie Hebdo issue set to be released on Wednesday. Libération, which is helping to publish the issue, says more than three million copies of the magazine will be printed.

Three days after Amedy Coulibaly seized a kosher supermarket in Paris and killed four hostages, a woman who survived the attack described the harrowing ordeal to Europe 1 radio. Among other horrors, the woman said she witnessed the brutal killing of a man who attempted to shoot Coulibaly with one of terrorist's own weapons.

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Three fourth graders in Elba, N.Y. were investigated this week for plotting to kill their teacher, who they claimed was "mean." The teacher was fatally allergic to hand sanitizer, and the little kiddie plot was to taint several of the teacher's items with the stuff, causing her swift death, WKBW in Buffalo reports.

A 17-year-old girl allegedly attacked a male classmate last week because the boy farted near her at a Staten Island high school. Prosecutors say Joquasha Rosado smashed the 15-year-old victim in the head with a metal stool before repeatedly punching him in the face.

Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan greets Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian president, at Erdoğan's new, $575 million palace in Ankara as 16 Turkish warriors dressed in historical armor stand guard. Photo via Associated Press.

Video surfaced Saturday of a nine-year-old boy dangling perilously from a ski lift at Liberty Mountain resort in Fairfield, Penn. He eventually falls and survives a 20-foot drop.