This woman showed up at a Keys N Krates show in Tampa over the weekend with intent to get naked and get onstage, and her mission was wildly successful. After mounting the stage (right at the drop, duh) and bouncing to furious applause, she managed to dodge the group's tour manager, crawl under the decks, and emerge to jump on a DJ's back while he was still spinning.

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Macedon, New York police arrested Carolyn Kesel last week after she was found driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot. To explain her .26% BAC (or more than three times the legal limit), Kesel told police she downed two bottles of vanilla extract.

The University of Virginia reinstated its Phi Kappa Psi chapter on Monday after a police investigation failed to find any "substantive" evidence to support claims of a gang rape made in a controversial Rolling Stone article published last year

After all of Gawker's writing about last week's fatal shooting at Charlie Hebdo, the French satirical weekly apparently targeted by extremists over its depictions of the prophet Muhammad, a French Gawker media reader named Flavien Vidal contacted me.

There's a partial resolution to the heartbreaking story of the Shar-pei mix abandoned at a Scottish train station last week with a suitcase full of his stuff. The Scottish Daily Record reports the doggie we knew as Kai—whose real name turns out to be Pluto—is doing just fine now, but the story of his abandonment is just as sad and full of shitty human tricks as you imagined.

The next issue of Charlie Hebdo will "naturally" include cartoons of Muhammad, the magazine's lawyer told a French radio station on Monday. The issue, one million copies of which will be published on Wednesday, will also be translated into 16 languages.

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Atlanta's Rock 101.5 morning show visited Monster Jam 2015 to do some serious reporting and get to the heart of what monster truck racing is all about. Fortunately, they found a fantastically drunk source from Rabun County, Ga. (where Deliverance was filmed, y'all) to explain it to them.

Making good on the promise Cuba made in its landmark deal with longtime enemy the United States, the agreed upon 53 prisoners held in Havana on political charges have been released, American officials confirmed to Reuters.

Hi there. We're trying something new out for the new year, which means Gawker's going to be publishing things a little differently. Let me explain.

According to reports, long-time New Yorker music critic Sasha Frere-Jones is leaving the magazine to join Genius, an annotation website with generous VC funding and a vast database of rap lyrics.

Taylor Negron—an actor, playwright and essayist who became "fame-ish" after appearing in more than 100 films and television shows—died Saturday. He was 57.

A newlywed high school teacher is facing hard time after allegedly escaping the bonds of matrimony directly into the arms of a teen student.

Among other things, Bruce Oreck is a former body-builder, the son vacuum magnate David Oreck and the U.S. Ambassador to Finland. But far more importantly, he's the winner of the State Department's (imaginary) "Best Christmas Card" contest three years running, thanks to ambitiously weird images like this one, released via Oreck's Facebook on Wednesday.

"The definition of public benefit, after all, can be subject to interpretation." The New York Times takes a look at art collectors receiving tax exemptions for setting up barely-accessible museums in their own backyards.

According to police, health officials have found a synthetic drug in the Christmas cakes that caused 40 people to fall ill with nausea, hallucinations and out-of-body experiences in California this week.

Top NYPD officials are demanding increased summons activity after a weeks-long slowdown, the New York Post reports. Borough commanders have reportedly mandated that precincts deliver "activity sheets" detailing the number of arrests and summons per shift. Officers have reportedly also been threatened with a loss of vacation time.

Poor ol' George Zimmerman. According to attorney Don West, the killer of Trayvon Martin just can't catch a break. This weekend, West told reporters that his client "hasn't been very lucky with the ladies" after Zimmerman was arrested for domestic violence (again) on Friday.