Two female bloggers were browsing ChatRoulette, an anonymous videochat site, and who should show up but the men of Jersey Shore: "lol were the cast of that shit. google search us." UPDATE: A cruel fake!

The Nashua Telegraph quoted a White House official saying a Q-and-A with area high schoolers was "off the record." But it turned out the conversation about being "off the record" was itself "off the record," so they retracted that, too.

Illinois Democrats dug deep for this Lieutenant Governor candidate: Scott Lee Cohen is accused of threatening his prostitute ex-girlfriend with a knife, abusing steroids, trying to rape his ex-wife, and terrorizing his children. "That is my parenting style," he explained.

Logan Lerman rumormongers about his own role. There is a glut of 3D movies. Nelly Furtado's in a hockey musical. The 'Paranormal Activity' people have five more films coming. Ease yourself into the Trade Roundup's all-leather interior.

We are surprised this didn't happen sooner. Jon Stewart and The Daily Show spoofed political blogs and their love of pageview-generating hyperbole. They made fun of the Huffington Post and Mediaite and the Daily Kos. But not us. (Wah.)

Perhaps you have heard about the funny NBC Black History Month menu? Fried chicken, collard greens, corn bread, etc. etc. What a convenient night for famous black comedienne Wanda Sykes to be on the The Jay Leno Show!

When 30 Rock premiered its fourth season last October, some wondered if the show had lost its edge. As the weeks go by, though, it just keeps getting better. Tonight, it outdid itself. Inside, Liz Lemon's sleep-eating tour de force.

ExtenZe brand 'male-enhancement supplement'* has hired former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson as its new spokesman. He will talk about how a pill made his penis bigger in ads. *(These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA.) [AdAge]

Night two of Jon Stewart on The O'Reilly Factor! After last night's light sparring we were ready for the main event. Jon Stewart was going to kill Fox News, or O'Reilly to kill Jon Stewart. WE WANTED BLOOD.

Betty White, grandmother to the world, lit up The Insider tonight as a guest panelist. White chimed in on John Edwards and Tiger Woods, identified half-naked men by their abs, fist pumped and even tore Kanye West a new one.

Eugene Mirman is a delightful goof. Here's an older clip from Comedy Central's Premium Blend where he covers credit cards, people that talk to dogs, and other hot topics of the 2000s.

Welcome to the Thursday night cotillion party from hell. Grab a cotillion cocktail (or a can of Campbell's Soup), demonic debs, and let's get ready to live-blog!

Andrew Golis began investigating Carly Fiorina's demon sheep; Richard Roeper cursed out Google; and Brandee Barker looked herself up. The Twitterati don't stop digging.

Stars... they're Just Like Us! If we're hoarders, that is. On tonight's Insider, Niecy Nash visited Lindsay Lohan's home and exposed the troubled starlet as a scatterbrained keeper of pile upon pile of clothing, shoes and general junk. Video, inside.

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[Snoop Dogg gave Darth Vader a tour of Times Square this afternoon to help the Empire finalize their plans for a full-scale invasion. Image via Getty]

With great power comes great responsibility. But AOL's media borg Seed.com can't stop its horde of desperate underemployed journalists from mobbing story subjects, like the angry woman who heard from seven Seed writers in six days. Frightening.

Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon Frank Ryan gave an interview to Good Day LA. He says that Heidi, "like many other young men and women today, just wanted to improve her appearance." So that's why he turned her into an alien.

This is how the transcript of today's White House press briefing begins. Can anyone explain who Bill is? And also what the hell was going on in the Brady Briefing Room today? Real journalists doing real journalism.

Is magic the answer to our obesity problem? And if so, should we use that powerful magic to lose weight until we just shrivel up into a dessicated husk? And can we still play football? These and other questions, answered!