EX-NFL Coach Publicly Admits to Tiny Penis

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Adrian Chen

02/04/10 09:54PM

Filed to: wieners

ExtenZe brand 'male-enhancement supplement'* has hired former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson as its new spokesman. He will talk about how a pill made his penis bigger in ads. *(These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA.) [AdAge]

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lobstr Adrian Chen 02/04/10 11:56PM

C'mon guys, six comments already and no Johnson pun? I will step up to the plate yet again for the cause:

Jimmy Johnson: Lack of penis size overcompensated by comically double-penis'd name.

I'll be here all week, try the guacamole, tip yer waiters!

Sweet Fluff lobstr 02/05/10 12:16AM

@lobstr: badabump....tsh!

Mike Jahn Adrian Chen 02/04/10 10:34PM

Talk about a Hail Mary.

Mike Jahn Mike Jahn 02/04/10 10:34PM

@Mike Jahn: Or a flea flicker.

howdini Mike Jahn 02/04/10 10:56PM

@Mike Jahn: Or the hidden helmet

J. Henry Waugh Mike Jahn 02/05/10 09:27AM

@Mike Jahn: Do not let him tell you what happens when he goes into the two minute drill.

Mike Jahn Mike Jahn 02/05/10 09:41AM

@Mike Jahn: Naturally, he has to watch out for the sack.

raincoaster Adrian Chen 02/04/10 10:26PM

NFL eh? Yeah, no wonder I prefer hockey players.

bluebears Adrian Chen 02/04/10 11:14PM

you're welcome

Antennapedia bluebears 02/04/10 11:19PM

@bluebears: There are no words. No...words...

Streeter bluebears 02/04/10 11:23PM

@bluebears: Y'all know where your lookin....

MyNameIsChris bluebears 02/04/10 11:43PM

@bluebears: I can imagine your glee when you finally had the perfect reason to use this photo.

angryliberal0 bluebears 02/05/10 04:21AM

@bluebears: OMGLOLROFLMAO

thanks!