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Liz Lemon gets revisted by boyfriends past in 30 Rock, Sarah Chalke and Rob Riggle get cast in new pilots, Puppy Bowl photos, and much more after the jump.

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MTV has a poll up with some rather horrible suggestions for where they should film the ill-fated second season of the most important sociological experiment of our time. Sorry, but these just won't do. We have some better ideas.

History-making news anchor Katie Couric—beautiful gin dancer, certified anchorbabe—recently did a fashion photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar and she looks faaaabulous. She's got legs for days and arms to rival Michelle Obama's. (Mud wrestling, ladies?) Observe some video stills.

This week MANswers ask, and manswer, which type of female—blonde, brunette, or redhead is most likely to "put out." Why can't Spike show action movies and leave the unabashed exploitation to foreign game shows and the G4 Network?

The Way We Live Now: Unfulfilled. We can't enjoy our bonus check. We can't scam others. We're finally building casinos when nobody has the money to gamble. Worst of all, we may never know the taste of hot nuts again.

• Lawmakers on Capitol Hill grilled Brian Roberts and Jeff Zucker today about Comcast's proposed takeover of NBC Universal. Meantime, Zucker's chances of keeping his job as NBC's CEO? Dimmer by the day. [Reuters, WSJ, LAT]
• Observer owner Jared Kushner is expanding: He's decided to partner with another company to launch a free newspaper in Vegas for some reason. [NYT]
• More on the deep job cuts at CBS News this week. [NYT, LAT]
• Howard Stern's contract with Sirius XM expires this year. Whether he ends up staying put—or finds a new home on radio or TV—is up in the air. [THR]
• EMI announced a massive annual loss and now needs more cash. [BBC]
• Another installment of Fast and Furious is on the way. Finally! [Variety]
• Does the National Enquirer deserve a Pulitzer Prize? Probably! [Gawker]

Entertainment royalty convened on The Wendy Williams Show when RuPaul stopped by, out of drag, to talk about first kisses and the meaning of love. Ru revealed the genius behind the "RuBama" photo: gal-pal and federal fellator, Monica Lewinsky.

Today at Gawker.TV, Ugly Betty learns about blogging, Martha asks twins whether they switch wives in the sack, Superbowl commercials, John Oliver proposes new rules for elderly congress members, and Fox anchors watch a buoy float down the Hudson.

Today we stumped you all in our daily Freeze Frame challenge. The answer, behind the jump.

Who would want to watch a man eat a 48 oz. steak live with commentary? Human beings, apparently. On Man vs. Food LIVE, Adam Richman gets stuffed with meat, somehow managing to finish the whole thing down to the bone.

Steve Jobs visited the Wall Street Journal and New York Times in recent days, say sources at the papers. Also, New York reports the Apple CEO showed up for a secret media dinner.

AfterElton put together a sadly hopeful little roundup of "gay" TV pilots currently in various stages of development today. It got us thinking about the current slate of gay folks on TV, and wishing for some new variations.

[Mary-Kate Olsen leaving her apartment in Manhattan today; image via INF]

So last night's Taboo didn't really go out on a limb as far as bringing us unbelievable freakiness that's actually stigmatized. But they did give us lots of drugz, and the folks who turn to 'em to ease(?) their troubles.

How much do celebrities get paid to attend shows during Fashion Week? More than you might expect!

In what boils down to a pizza prank gone wrong, conflict erupted between Ashley and Andrew. After discovering that Ashley placed pizza on his pillow, Andrew warned her that he was "gonna go Wayne Brady" on her ass.

The National Enquirer has thrown its hat in the ring for a 2010 Pulitzer Prize, seeking official recognition from the media Brahmins for its ownership of the John Edwards sex scandal. Said Brahmins are harrumphing, and here's why they're wrong.

At least that's what I think is going on in this video? A sheep with laser-eyes is running around, gunning down other sheep in order to win the California Republican primary on the platform to end California's sheep infestations. Right?