After trading barbs with Scott Brown—the Republican who won his father's Senate seat in what must have felt like a hit-and-run accident to Rhode Island Rep. Patrick Kennedy—Patick released a video late Thursday saying he won't seek reelection.

Kate Winslet will play a single mother. Taylor Lautner is causing fights. Twilight gets sliced in two. Kevin Costner? He's just chillin', starring in a new WWII pick. The Roundup just won $5 on a scratch ticket. It's buying another!

When Larry King asked David Paterson tonight if his blindness made it hard for him to read the tabloid headlines about a story he claims doesn't exist, we understood the true meaning of "Kafkaesque".

The creator of the Frisbee, Fred Morrison, is dead at age 90.

Everyone quit yer worrying about Bill Clinton: He's fine. His cardiologist, Dr. Alan Schwartz, just held a press conference where we learned Clinton will be headed home tomorrow.

Vincent Oshana's wonders does David Blaine really practice magic twenty four hours a day like he says he does? Even in the bedroom? Can he make certain things disappear?

Believe it or not, this season's final runway show is tomorrow, although those of us not named "Brian Moylan" won't see it for another 10 weeks. Luckily, no press pass is needed to join tonight's live blog!

This tech news story's commenters are all demanding to be let into their Facebook accounts and complaining about Facebook's "redesign." Why? They asked Google for "Facebook Login," and the top hit was that article. No wonder they're easy scammer prey.

18 year-old Colton Harris-Moore is the infamous "barefoot burglar," a serial crook who roams the Pacific Northwest—sometimes barefoot—stealing planes, cars, boats, everything. A recent plane theft and store robbery suggests Harris Moore's whimsical reign of terror continues.

Rogert Ebert made John Mayer's quote personal; Jason Calacanis made John Mayer's quote professional; and Brooke Hammerling made John Mayer's quote menstrual. The Twitterati didn't need slurs to be insulting.

The struggle for MySpace's future pitted East against West and North against South. Silicon Valley lost; Los Angeles and New York won. And all fired CEO Owen Van Natta could do was smile, shrug and crack open some cold ones.

[Everything about Brooklyn Royalty designer Bob Bland says Alexander McQueen—literally—as she mourned her way through some fashion shows at New York Fashion Week, which kicked off in Bryant Park today. Image via Getty]

We've already gotten tons of terrific tales of romantic woe. Be sure to leave yours on the original post. You could win a prize! Even if you don't, reading the torturous stories is pleasure enough. [Image via Oxygeon's Flickr]

Tonight we'll be glued to Survivor, Archer, The Office, 30 Rock, and more! Thank goodness for Thursday nights. What are you watching tonight? Let us know in the comments.

Mary Rambin, NonSociety alum and Internet fameball, has suffered recently because of the collective realization that people like her—and her give-me-a-reality-show-because-I-blog-about-my-life friends—really just aren't that interesting. It seems Rambin has stepped up her game, though: live tasing, ahead!

Oh dear. A casting call has been disseminated among gays of our city asking if you could be the real-life gay Will to a real-life lady Grace, just like on that show about Will and Grace called Will & Grace:

A true innovator, Alexander McQueen will be remembered not only as a fashion designer but also as an auteur of the runway. Here's a collection of his best women's ready-to-wear moments from 1999-2009. Fashion week will miss you, McQueen.

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Some days you guys comment, other days you... comment. You are always commenting, is the point! So let's take a look at a pair of remarks from today that made us laugh and think. They made us thaugh. Or link.

Did the Founding Fathers intend for America to be a Christian nation? No.