How to Use a Door

Aman Ellis · 03/01/10 02:30PM

There appears to be some benefits to this 'Big Brother' world of constant surveillance. Props to whoever bootlegged this video from the security files as they work fast, the date on the video is only a few day old.

Apple Only Wants 16+ Year-Olds Working Its Dodgy Sweatshops

Ryan Tate · 03/01/10 02:13PM

Apple products are made in factories that regularly employ young teenagers, constantly work people more than 60 hours per week, and falsify records to cover up their misdeeds. That's according to the shameless gossiping muckrakers at... uh, Apple Inc.

British Soldiers Trip on LSD

Michael Jordan · 03/01/10 01:13PM

In 1964, the British armed forces tested the effects of LSD on British marines. Their goal was to discover a non-lethal method of incapacitating enemy forces and, if this historical footage is any indication, they found one.

CONTEST: In Search of... the Craziest Amateur Invention

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 03/01/10 01:00PM

The world is full of good ideas, but it takes a special kind of person to bring a stroke of genius to life. One brilliant man discovered a water to gas conversion process used to power cars, blowtorches, and more.

Russia To Send Shamed Olympians to Gulag, Start All Over Again

Richard Lawson · 03/01/10 12:58PM

An angry Dmitry Medvedev, president of all Mother Russia, has issued a fiery statement about his country's Olympic athletes biffing it so hard in the just-ended Vancouver games. He wants the resignations of Russian Olympic officials on his desk immediately!

The Russian Jersey Shore Rip Off Is a Stupid Idea

Brian Moylan · 03/01/10 12:52PM

Since it was the most important sociological event of our time (and a ratings success) there will inevitably be dozens of new reality shows trying to rip it off. Just stop now. These are always horrible ideas.

What TV Moments did Joel McHale Make Fun of This Week?

Whitney Jefferson · 03/01/10 12:28PM

The Soup targeted Tyra's self-obsessed side, how dumb the Amazing Race contestants actually are, the biggest crybaby at the Tool Academy, and KTLA having a laugh at at old man who tried to high jump and fell down hard!

Japan 'Can't Stop Partying' with Weezer

Devon Irete · 03/01/10 12:06PM

Ever wondered if those Japanese chicks Rivers Cuomo croons about have even heard of him? This won't give the answer, but the addition of broken English with Weezer's foray into "rap" is worth its weight in Hello Kitty plush toys.