Kings County DA Charles Hynes says "no criminality has been found" after his investigation into ACORN. Earlier reports from the former Massachusetts DA ACORN hired to investigate themselves and the Congressional Research Office also found no evidence of law-breaking.

Leno returns tonight, Jimmy Fallon celebrates one year on air with his Late Night crew, Michael & Michael have been cancelled, Glee goes on tour, and Zoolander 2 is in the works!

When two people begin dating, there's always those quirky secrets they find out about each other. Like your boyfriend hasn't thrown anything out since the Nixon administration. Better than finding a human head in his freezer, but not by much.

TLC, the cable home of the pageant, will no longer air the beauty competition. Now Miss America is even more like a hobo: homeless and outdated, but still capable of inspiring Halloween costumes when all other ideas are taken. [Getty]

Bonnie Hunt is getting cancelled, so she kills time on her show with a parade of absurd gags that often go wrong. This time, she discusses the health benefits in eating nuts, and features a squirrel frolicking through her audience.

The exclusive downtown private club that's too cool for corporate suit-and-tie types just kicked about 500 of them out! Too bad that's the only kind that wants (or can afford) to hang at your overpriced, Meatpacking digs.

Wanna sell Xboxes? Here's a girl with a nice ass, on the YouTube, playing the Xbox. Virally! This marketing concept could also work for, you know, anything. Everything the jihadists say about us is true. [Copyranter]

In a country where most marriages are arranged it takes a special kind of man to cause change. Wilbur Sargunaraj is that man, watch as he uses the power of auto-tune and his mustache to end arranged marriage.

Congratulations to mmrulez001 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Three reasons why it's time to put Barbara Walters in a home, highlights from The Soup, The Ricky Gervais Show's Karl Pilkington ponders "eating knob," and how The Marriage Ref sums up everything wrong with NBC.

David Paterson put Andrew Cuomo in charge of the investigation into whether or not Paterson abused his power. "The attorney general's done his job, I think, extraordinarily well over the last four years," Paterson told the press today. O, rly?

The Oscars are on Sunday! Aren't you soooo excited? What's that? It's shaping up to be one of the least-surprising Oscars in recent memory? Well, OK, sure. But we think there are actually a few things to be excited about.

Latarian Milton is the kid from Florida who became infamous first for stealing his grandmother's car and then for beating her up weeks later when she wouldn't buy him chicken wings in Walmart.

Immediately following the earthquake in Chile, Hawaii was put on high-alert due to the threat of a tsunami. Watch as a group of beach-goers in Hawaii spot the tsunami, and flee in terror.


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Citibank says it "updated and clarified" procedures that led gay networking website Fabulis to lose its checking account for non-"compliant" content. Anything goes! Oh except illegal stuff, discrimination and gambling. And porno, which everyone knows is for degenerates. (Pic)

The Way We Live Now: Hobo hamboning it up with a mouth harp harmonica happy hopeless hoe-down tune-playing, without a care in the world or enough lint in our pocket to buy a zeppole, not that we could anyhow.

White Castle is, without a doubt, the most depressing fast food chain out there. Lifeless white walls, sad, grayish burgers, and unhappy employees. Everything about it just screams depressing dining experience. Last night's Undercover Boss confirmed this.

Ahh, spring. When reality stars' fancies turn to lesbian publicity stunts. Kim Zolciak, from the planet Zolciak, is apparently dating female DJ Tracy Young. Just like Lindsay Lohan did with that Ronson girl, a known DJ! Awfully passe, Kim, really.

Did you know that the government is subsidizing the production of delicious rum?

Watch as a branch, which has fallen across a pair of power lines, sizzles, hisses, smolders, and then bursts into a ball of flame. It turns out some of your parents' warnings were true.