Socialite Tinsley Mortimer's High Society premiered last night, showing viewers a glimpse into the world of New York's rich and famous. Tinsley may be the star, but her two feuding socialite friends provided the most shocking quotes of the night.

Angelina "Trash Bags" left Jersey Shore after three episodes. Even that short stint in the house has ruined her life, though: Three of her former cast mates have threatened her life and DJ Paulie D blew her off. Tragedy!

Today at Gawker.TV, Jerry Seinfeld essentially admits that people don't understand The Marriage Ref, sports mascots behaving very badly, Whoopi Golberg gives her impression of Heidi Montag, and Bradley Cooper dishes about the penis on his neck.

Congratulations to Airvault for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Mark Zuckerberg's hacking of email accounts and user profiles in 2004 could be felonies under Federal and state law, according to privacy lawyers who spoke with Business Insider.

After being universally showered with praise for his portrayal of a soulless Nazi, surely it couldn't hurt Christoph Waltz's career to stop by Jimmy Kimmel Live! to don polyester bellbottoms and go to town humping everything from lamps to sheep.

Peter Clarke, former shipmate of ex-Rep Eric Massa, told the world about Massa's "snorkeling" expedition. He's been telling anyone who'd listen about Massa for years. All he wants in return? To warn future victims. And to be on Howard Stern.

Top Model is known for delving into controversial issues but apparently Tyra saved the best for the 14th cycle. Here, contestant Krista explains her fear of white penises which she feels look like "raw meat." Miss J couldn't agree more.

United Airlines ordered tech writer John Battelle to stop video chatting with his daughters because "maybe I could communicate with a terrorist on the ground." Other in-flight wifi uses were OK, since terrorist don't tweet or email. (Pic)

Things are constantly happening, and it doesn't matter how interesting or soul crushingly banal those events are, because 'things happening' are the lifeforce of local news. All they have is time to kill! Bear sighting? Sure, why not!

Seems this tow truck driver misunderstood what it means to "pick up" a car that has broken down.

Black market butt implants are never a good thing, but hearing Fox and Friends' Gretchen Carlson say "injected with caulk" is almost worth the tragic hospitalizations. Unlike Regis and Kelly, on Fox, caulk is not a joke.

Ready for a different kind of March Madness? Then read this selection of insane comments from Gawker's last Project Runway live blog—and join us for the next one tonight. We promise there will be no sports talk.

Did you know that Scott Brown—the new star Republican Senator—was accused of harassing a female campaign worker in 1998? We have the documents to prove it. Did the Democrats blow an opportunity to keep their 60th Senate seat?

You're invited to come hang out with the crew of Gawker.TV for after work drinks this upcoming Thursday, March 11th at The Blue Seats on the Lower East Side, New York. More details after the jump.

It's hard finding love growing up in the Sith ranks. Everyone is force-choking each other to get ahead and there's barely any time to socialize. However, when a sexy pink Vader enters the scene, Darth gets all bashful and awkward.

Tinsley Mortimer's bargain-basement CW reality show premiered last night! Boy was it an ugly mess. It's gotten to the point where I can't really tell if shows like this are actually entertaining or not. I just watch them and gurgle.

Martha and Ludacris are at it again, and this time he demonstrated his ridiculous "feminist" ideas in practice. While the sentiment is admirable, he's difficult to take seriously when he speaks about giving women a voice on his album.

A study of the 57 largest metropolitan areas in the country shows NYC is only the seventh craziest. Cincinnati is nuttiest. What? Cincinnati? If we don't have loons on the street, what do we have?

On one side, a media outlet controversial for misleading readers, running sleazy ads and misappropriating private letters. On the other, a British tabloid. Facebook is in a big teen-sex-scandal feud with the Daily Mail — ironically, its old-media doppelgänger.