Socialite Tinsley Mortimer's High Society premiered last night, showing viewers a glimpse into the world of New York's rich and famous. Tinsley may be the star, but her two feuding socialite friends provided the most shocking quotes of the night.

These people may actually represent the worst characteristics of humanity. They are guilty of racism, homophobia, utter and complete self-indulgence, assault, theft, lying, stealing and even arson. But who are we to moralize? Let's just watch in awe, as the secrets and truths of old money are exposed for the whole world to see.