24 Hour News Always Chasing Some Bullsh*t Happening Somewhere 494 Mike Byhoff 03/11/10 02:57PM Filed to: News News The Onion not news Parodies TV Video Things are constantly happening, and it doesn't matter how interesting or soul crushingly banal those events are, because 'things happening' are the lifeforce of local news. All they have is time to kill! Bear sighting? Sure, why not!Just killing time until the next scandal.[The Onion]