Chelesa Handler dived into the important questions while interviewing Bradley Cooper: his gay movie roles and Ken Jeong's manjunk. Bradley talks about his role in Wet Hot American Summer and how "that scene" in The Hangover came to be.

In your sober Thursday media column: another round of layoffs hits BusinessWeek, Sulzberger Jr. goes to court, a cop fired for helping a drunk newsman, and Adam Nagourney may be headed to LA.

Talking about Heidi Montag's managerial switch from her husband, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, to personal psychic consultations, Whoopi Goldberg imitated the New Age California girl and won Barbara Walter's ultimate accolades for her ditzy-voiced impression.

Well. I think it's official. Men are more interesting and better at things than women. Sorry JezeFriskyXX.com. It's just how things played out in the ol' game of evolution. I'm basing this on scientific Idol Evidence, mind you. Truly credible.

Since 2005, mainstream audiences have proven that they want science fiction (think Battlestar Galactica, Lost, V), despite past difficulty with the genre fitting into prime-time. And yet somehow, Futurama fans are some of the most jerked-around hollowed husks of humans.

Are you ready for a what will become the most enraging and omnipresent pseudoscandal of the next, say, year? Attorney General Eric Holder once acknowledged that we cannot be completely safe as long as we remain an open democracy.

Usually focus groups are created to, ya know, harness a show's focus. So when Seinfeld announced on Regis and Kelly today that people don't understand that The Marriage Ref is supposed to be funny, he's basically admitting it isn't funny.

This report, fictionally filed by NPR correspondent Nina Totenberg, shows that the female residents of a house at 2000 S St., NW in Washington, D.C. are not only influenced by negative media portrayals of their gender, but also perpetuate them.

Lindsay Lohan's new (alleged) lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, is of course a crazy fameball who likes to have her picture taken with her horrible clients, like Michael Lohan. Here are some Facebook photos to that effect.

Still mired in that old "Who's the gay rapper?" argument? Stroll on into the 21st century and meet New Orleans Sissy Bounce, where "The Hot Boys" takes on a more appropriate meaning. Get with it! [Vanity Fair]

It seems like it was just a bad morning for this reporter. Just as he is about to finish his story, he flubs the last line and freaks out. What is it about the pressure of reporting on live TV?

That's Ovadia at right last summer with Gosselin—presumably before she began representing his ex Hailey Glassman over charges that she ransacked Gosselin's apartment—and Michael Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller.

The history of sports mascotting is fraught with violence. Well, not really. But sometimes mascots can take things a little too far, resulting in pissed off fans or people dressed as cartoon animals punching one another in their plush faces.

In a live action clip from the classic Arthur, kids verbally abuse each other with too-cute insults for a PBS teachable moment. When the playground is a moralistic microcosm, freak-faces and normals alike learn a little lesson in equality.

Strollers are for savages who want to chop their babies' fingers off. Trendy parents today are all about the body-hugging baby slings. Which do something much worse.

Everyone's favorite French prankster, Remi, pretends to live in various elevators and surprise the bejeebus out of people.

The poster for O'Brien's self-proclaimed "half-assed comedy and music tour" was revealed today. Official name? "The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour", sponsored by American Express (get that money, honey!). Get tickets here!

Spring is right around the corner, so instead of partying with your buds with a cooler of High Life and a sprinkler, turn your backyard into a Teutonic Party Zone and you'll be toasting to Gaston in no time.

What's a team of writers to do when they manage to get Oscar winner Marion Cotillard, and Oscar nominees Taraji P. Henson and Lesley-Ann Warren in a room together? Create an ad for "Forehead Tittaes", plastic boobs for your face.

Unless you want to feel left out around the watercooler tomorrow, how can you catch and share your favorite shows while glued to your laptop instead of a plasma? The answer: Slingbox and iShowU.