A year-old, incorrect story about Barack Obama "canceling" the National Day of Prayer made the rounds today. Meanwhile, in reality, Obama's Justice Department was defending the Day of Prayer to a U.S. District Court that just ruled it unconstitutional.

The Way We Live Now: Eating good in the neighborhood. The neighborhood is poor and strewn with corpses, and the eating is our final few precious cans of sardines. Still, it sure is good, relatively speaking!

Today at Gawker.TV, Suze Orman's a boastful cowgirl at heart, America's Next Top Models know nothing about fashion, New York City's "treegasm," Kate Gosselin's admits she's to blame, and South Park's 200th episode takes on every celebrity they've ever scorned.

Whoops—look like we stumped the internet again with today's Freeze Frame challenge. Click through to be completely frustrated with the answer to this difficult still.

Jimmy Fallon had a most unusual yet talented guest on last night. We're not prone to "shock entertainment," but this is pretty random. In this clip, The Regurgitator (Steve Starr) shows some of his many talents.

Poor blogger Mickey Kaus is running for Senate, and no one really cares. But we do, so we launched a little project to gather dirt on him. The best we got is that he brings heroin-addicted sex perverts into schools.

The Park Slope Food Coop's manager thinks Barneys is breaking the law with the name of its lower-priced extension, which is coming to Brooklyn this September.

The beerbottle has always been used as a weapon of choice on television and in the movies, so the Mythbusters wanted to discover just how much damage the bottle can inflict. Pigheads, jello, tons of smashing and wasted beer inside!

On last night's episode of the worst television show ever made, there was much confrontation. Between moms and monsters, between bathing beauties and scathing snooties (sorry).

New Yorkers! Head to 481 8th Ave. at 34th St. tonight at 11 to shop the entire Zac Posen for Target collection before it goes on sale. The Like and DJ Kid America will be performing live while you shop for day dresses.

A police officer finds this hilarious woman wandering aimlessly in the snow and it's clear she has had a few drinks. As she stumbles about, the officer can barely hold in his laughter.

Playwright Mike Daisey's show about the CEO of Apple wasn't scheduled to hit a stage until next year, but theater world excitement is such that a preview of The Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs was moved to next week.

In your dangerous Thursday media column: a serious criminal charge for leaking to a reporter, Marie Claire goes all natural, the WSJ steals an AP reporter, and a new editor at In Touch.

I have a confession to make: I love 8-bit. At a time where gaming is becoming more life like by the second, it's good to be able to go back to the simpler days of Space Invaders, Mario and Megaman.

As these cyclists come around the bend, one woman loses control,sending her and her bike flying into the other riders. Who knew indoorcycling was so exciting?

Taxes are due today, and for some, it's a painful and annoying day. For the Math Brothers, it's the best day of the year. Truly, no April 15th is complete without the only tax-based porn parody anywhere on the internet.

This week we brought you excerpts from the gossipy new Oprah biography by Kitty Kelley. Today we heard from an ex-Harpo staffer who shared with us all sorts of juicy details about what life's like working for the daytime diva.

Treegasm, a once in a lifetime mating ritual observed on last night's Ugly Americans, caused the deciduous denizens of New York ("treetures", if you're arboreal), to blossom sexually into boastful douchebags modeled after that Don Juan of reality television, Mystery.

Last night we said goodbye to Ugly Betty, whose television life was cut short after an announcement that this season would be it's last. Even with little time to finish their story, the writers gave absolutely everyone a happy ending.

Did you catch Gawker's Project Runway commenting party last week? It was hotter than an Icelandic volcano! Check out this smokin' selection of comments from that live blog—and make plans to join us for the next one tonight.