Hopefully another step in getting Constance McMillen, lesbian prom crusader, out of her repressive Mississippi town: She's been named a grand marshal for this year's New York Gay Pride Parade! Maybe she can look at apartments while she's here. [NYDN]

Apple's "iAd" program looks more sinister every day. It's not enough that Steve Jobs' company gets an exclusive cut of spending on iPhone mobile charges, apps, songs, movies and TV shows; now it wants the cream of mobile advertising, too.

Last night, one of the Fly Girls celebrated her birthday, so they got together to do what they do best: to party and fly like the sexy flight attendants they are!

Yes! Is it dementia or just plain old-fashioned stupidity? He's reportedly worth $144 million and California law says a spouse is entitled to half of the wealth accumulated during marriage. Shawn Southwick is laughing all the way to the bank.

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In the matter of "Paul Krugman vs. Andrew Ross Sorkin: Who Is Right and Who Is a Liar Jerk?" New York Times public editor Clark Hoyt has finally stepped in. And somebody's lying to him, too.

Interventionist Kristina Wandzilak's greatest challenge in getting the Oxycontin addicted Jeremy off the stuff—after she finally got him in the room—was weaning him away from his chief enabler and the strongest survivor of his familial wreckage: his mom.

The Washington Times, a cult-owned online propaganda organ, is trying to scandal-monger on Tax Day: "Last year alone, the State Department sent taxpayers tabs totaling nearly $300,000 for alcoholic beverages...." That is... not really that much! [Pic: AP]

The president's tax return shows he made $5.5 million last year, mostly on book sales. That's not even counting his $1.4 million Nobel Peace Prize purse, transferred to charity. Obviously, he paid more taxes than like 100 teabaggers combined.

When Today's subject turned to guest Nick Offerman's penchant for woodworking (a talent he shares with on-screen Parks and Recreation persona Ron Swanson), Al Roker got feisty, blurting out all the penis jokes he could, making everyone a little uncomfortable.

Well, this is amazing. Photographer Ben Heine created the following photograph—a view of Paris from atop the Eiffel tower, called "Planet Paris"—by combining 12 separate snapshots he took while perched high above the beauty that laid below.

Kathy Griffin will get a poolside pap smear on the next season of her show, The Onion heads to Comedy Central, geeks rule primetime, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's broadway show, and is The Sarah Silverman Program done for?

Not to disturb your slumber, sheeple, but a massive spherical fireball lit up the skies across the Midwestern US last night. It emitted a sonic boom, and broke into pieces. This was a "meteor," according to government agents. Mmm. [CNN]

Curious how much KFC-gobbling New York Times food critic Sam Sifton eats in a week? Well, he's written it all down for us, and 24,560 calories later I feel kinda sick. Or hungry. I feel sick for feeling hungry.

Pac Man's life is good, he happily chomps away at evenly dispersed millet seeds all day. But what about the lives of those ghosts who chase him? What do they think of his random gorging on small meth balls?

Not satisfied with conquering just the fancy clothes market, freewheeling libertine Marc Jacobs is now opening a book store, called Book Marc, across the street from Magnolia Bakery. How many copies of Maurice will there be? Many, hopefully. [Racked]

After being asked what it was like growing up in the "projects," Tracy Morgan told Leno all about standing in the free lunch line with neighborhood friend, Jay-Z. He also claimed he was born on the Coney Island Cyclone. Lies.

Hey all you Stapp-oholics, are you all out of Stapp-ohol? Are you dying to feed your need for Creed? Well you can thank the Florida Marlins for this tasty morsal of biscotti.

Now that Charlie Sheen is supposedly back on coke and hookers, it's clear there are a bunch of stars out there who are at risk of ruining their lives due to drugs, booze, and other bad behavior.