Today — a day marked by commenting problems, sorry! — we looked at the changing face of suburbia, and (when able) you raised some pretty interesting questions. One commenter in particular, though, hit the depressing nail on the head.

TONIGHT: Start the week right with new episodes of Chuck, Dancing with the Stars and the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

The Way We Live Now: Commuting the old fashioned way. Imaginarily, because who has an actual job? Who can afford cabs? Who can afford nickels? Who can afford homes? Who can afford spas? The homeless, that's who.

Alexis Neiers, "star" of the worst television show ever made, Pretty Wild, was just sentenced to six months in jail for robbing Orlando Bloom's house with the Bling Ring posse. First Vanity Fair, now the courts. Girl's got enemies.

Congratulations to no one for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame, it was super tough. Click through for the answer.

Facebook board member and investor Jim Breyer had his Facebook profile hacked over the weekend. According to PeHUB, Jim's account sent a message to his 2,300 or so Facebook friends over the weekend, asking them, "would you like a Facebook phone number?" The message also contained a link to "see more details and RSVP."

Twitter fixed that bug where anyone could easily "force" you to follow them on the microblogging service. But now pictures of people's followers fail to display on their profile pages. How is anyone supposed to measure their self worth? [Pic]

"Does hair get stuck in your teeth when you go down on guys?" Jesse James mistress Bombshell McGee asked this of Philly vagina critic Arthur Kade, live on video, just last week. Do you forgive her now, Sandra Bullock? [ArthurKade.com]

Speculation about the relationship between Morning Joe's co-anchors is practically as old as the show itself, stoked by the pair's over-the-top on-air camaraderie. So give the New York Times magazine credit for whipping up some fresh innuendo about the pair.

[Kylie Minogue films the music video for 'All the Lovers' in Los Angeles. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Hey Pops, it's like totally rad when you try out your kids' recreational activities. Especially when you end up face-first into a car.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown says he'll step down as leader of the Labour Party, meaning his leadership of the British government is also likely over. His party will build a "progressive coalition government" with Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats. [NYT]

In your merry Monday media column: Happy birthday to the Huffington Post, Time Inc's magical advertising salesmanship, working for Felix Dennis is always a party, and the biggest dope ever on television, revealed!

Or it will be if it sells for the $18 million asking price. The late author lived at 70 Willow St. in Brooklyn Heights for years, writing his most famous works in the very rooms you could now own.

The official theme of AOL, the fast-fading internet giant, is to "beat the internet," CEO Tim Armstrong confirms in an internal memo. And by "beat" he apparently means "pummel into a bloody whimpering mess."

Lawyer Casey Greenfield's media career used to revolve around her relationship with her CBS correspondent father. Then she had CNN correspondent Jeff Toobin's out-of-wedlock child, fought him in court, and reinvented herself. New area of expertise: Being a spurned lover.

Popular subway vandalartist Poster Boy has reportedly been sentenced to 11 months in jail.

Any good student of dialectics knew this was coming. A new report on demographic trends shows that the suburbs are slowly but surely becoming what they were expressly designed not to be: the home of the disadvantaged.

Barbara Walters announced on The View that she's taking time off to have a heart valve replaced. The 80-year-old TV journalist says she's confident the surgery will go well and says she's looking forward to a "vacation."

We could handle it when Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced: "Jerk") was stranding people in airports and crippling global economies, but now it's gone too far. Due to the latest ash cloud, the big stars may not be able to get to Cannes.