If you haven't seen this on Twitter already, here is an awesome chart someone made breaking down all the things Lady G lusts after in the lyrics for her song "Bad Romance." But how to explain "Roma-Romama?"

88-year-old Betty White hung out at the Saturday Night Live afterparty until 3am this weekend.

Since glimpsing teaser trailers for Christopher "Dark Knight" Nolan's upcoming mind-bender Inception, where "your mind is the scene of the crime," folks have been scratching their heads wondering what this movie is all about. Well, now we have answers. Kinda.

Goldman Sachs reports that they didn't lose money on a single trading day in the first quarter! And on more than half of the days, they netted more than $100 million! Goldman Sachs can't be beat! [BusinessWeek]

Psychedelic abstractions and bubbly fantasies from 7UP's early 1970s "See the Light" ad campaign make one wonder just what was in the so-called "Uncola".

Horse therapy! Lettuce addicts! Healthy men! Bodega diets! Church workouts! Nursery cake! Food mockery! It's your Monday Fitness Watch, where we watch fitness—while snacking voraciously!

This prankster uses his handy skunk on a stick to frighten innocent park goers. Evidently, people do not like to be near skunks.

For those of us who agree "twist ties and bag clips are for sissies," this video provides an answer to a nearly everyday question.

Iron Man 2 did so well this weekend that we can pretty much be sure the third one will do the same. Also this weekend, Elm Street had a nightmare, Date Night is going very well, and everyone loves babies.

For months now, mighty P&G has been battling hordes of upset parents who say that the new Pampers Dry Max diapers are ill-fitting, worthless, and even chemical burning their babies' bottoms. Can corporate PR defeat irate poop cultists?

These sheep shape shift like the Blockheads in Gumby.

Her staff is sick of cleaning up the hirsute mess. This actor can't stop sleeping with his coworkers, this tycoon smuggled his girlfriend into the country, and this pregnant celeb is sick of wearing panties. Hairy situations all.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

She will throw in a make-up consultation for free. Lance Bass is dating one of the Queer Eye guys. Kendra Wilkinson's sex tape has "multiple partners." Jill Zarin (accidentally?) teases Bethenny's baby. Monday's gossip is surprising at first, then obvious.

Today in "Why Detroit Can't Have Nice Things:" one Detroit newspaper caught a writer for another Detroit newspaper tagging up a brand new bridge—which was, by definition, the nicest thing in Detroit. Allow us to defend her crime!

[Jake Gyllenhaal yuks it up with Gemma Arterton at the "Prince of Persia" premiere in London; image via Bauer-Griffin]

This cute little girl pulls off an insane between the legs dunk as she's tossed across the room.

It's not easy for Andrea Peyser to come up with new sex column topics every week. Pantie shopping? Done. Sexy lesbians? Done. Prison rape? Done. Breast milk? Done. Fireman fantasies? Done. Ummm...what about cougars? Can we write about cougars, still?

Old people continue their neverending assault on sexting by targeting teens behind the wheel.

Former Port Authority police lieutenant William Burns, who was convicted for stealing over $4,400 from the agency and for having porn on his work computer, will receive a post-traumatic stress pension worth over $150,000 per year. [NYP, pic]