Evil Volcano Threatens to Ruin World's Most Important Event 3.80K Richard Lawson 05/10/10 11:24AM Filed to: Cannes Cannes Eyjafjallajokull Film Festivals Volcanoes We could handle it when Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced: "Jerk") was stranding people in airports and crippling global economies, but now it's gone too far. Due to the latest ash cloud, the big stars may not be able to get to Cannes.