“The recent handcuffing of an inmate without food for 32 hours is part of a troubling pattern of similar mistreatment in the Los Angeles County jails since [last year]... Inspector General Max Huntsman cited three additional incidents in which inmates were allegedly tethered to objects for prolonged periods.”

The Pentagon is in the final stages of ending a ban on transgender people serving in the U.S. military, according to senior officials who spoke with the Associated Press. An announcement is expected sometime this week.

Today, Hillary Clinton gave her first major speech on her economic policy. “Blah blah working families,” she said. What did she really say?

Donald Trump, whose overarching personal and political strategy is to make everything about him, is making the prison escape of Mexican cartel boss Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman about him. Trump has alerted the FBI about death threats that El Chapo’s son allegedly made against him on Twitter, TMZ learned from a source very close to Donald Trump (Donald Trump).

Forty-six Americans serving time for the non-violent crime of doing and/or selling drugs will get a shot at a normal life again—including 14 offenders who would otherwise have spent their entire lives behind bars.

The story so far: Reddit already despised recently ousted CEO Ellen Pao, and the firing of community liaison Victoria Taylor was the final screwup that did her in. But what if the whole time, she was taking the heat for someone else’s mistake?

Scott Jurek, a skinny man, ran the whole Appalachian Trail in a record 46 days, averaging 48 miles per day. Runny motherfucker.

The San Antonio Express-News has published two photos of legendary Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman purportedly taken after his spectacular prison escape Saturday evening. One photo appears to show Guzman sitting in the cockpit of an airplane; the other shows him holding a beer. The photos were reportedly sent to ElBlogDelNarco by one of El Chapo’s sons.

After all of the boisterous noise about rejecting austerity, Greece has finally agreed to the outlines of a bailout to address its debt crisis: more austerity. Its future is grim(mer). At times like this, it is useful to ask which side has the morality, and which has only the hazards.

Nancy Pelosi had a pretty bad weekend in the Hamptons, Page Six reports. I feel confident that I could have planned a better weekend for her and would be happy to do so for a nominal fee.

An out-of-control SUV slammed into a cyclist and two cars near the Barclays Center in Brooklyn this morning, killing the cyclist and injuring three others.

Wisconsin governor Scott Walker, the chosen candidate of the billionaire Koch Bros., officially entered the race for the 2016 presidential nomination Monday morning. Walker narrowly survived a recall election in 2012 after forcing through anti-union legislation, and is famous for gutting his state’s public education funding.

A 13-month-old baby on his way to the beach with his mom was killed Saturday when a car fleeing a drive-by shooting lost control and jumped a curb, police say.

There are many things you can say about TMZ, but lack of access to the LAPD is definitely not one—the gossip site reports “police sources” believe Caitlyn Jenner could end up walking away from a fatal February car crash without facing any charges at all.

A woman angered by a poor internet connection was arrested on Thursday after police say she threatened a group of teens with a knife outside an Oklahoma Taco Bell, KOKI-TV reports.

According to CBS News, an anonymous (almost certainly green and broom-straddling) donor has offered a $1 million reward for a pair of Dorothy’s ruby slippers stolen from a Minnesota museum in 2005.

All 54 stingrays at an Illinois zoo have died after an equipment malfunction caused a sudden drop in their tank’s oxygen levels on Friday, the Chicago Tribune reports.

After his 22-year tenure as the host the Late Show, there was almost nothing that could bring David Letterman out of his well-deserved retirement. Except for, apparently, former The Apprentice host and current dried apricot Donald Trump.

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“Nobody writes emails anymore!” is something nobody in this piece quite comes out and says, but it’s almost there. Email nostalgia is just around the corner. Give it, hmm, five years? And then we have emailing ironically to look forward to! Haha oh god when does it end.