Before anti-masturbation advocate Christine O'Donnell won a Republican Senate primary, she was a Catholic Columnist! And in one 2003 essay, "The Women of Middle Earth," she analyzed the sexy sexy ladies in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. What's her take?

[Julia Roberts and Ryan Murphy at the Rome premiere of "Eat Pray Love". Image: Splash]

Entertainment Tonight takes its reporting seriously—but hopefully no one else does! The producers pulled from Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's past tweets, twitpics, facebook quotes, and personal messages to build their story. Watch the silly reporting inside.

There's nothing more American than a healthy debate. But when Good Day New York pitted two extreme views against another to discuss the NY smoking ban—things turn ugly... with a distinctly Gotham flair.

The finest fall fashion is generally exorbitantly expensive, but luckily Gawker has your back. With the help of DSW and their new stores opening soon, here's a guide so some of the best deals on the most beautiful shoes.

Hey, what's the deal with all these NYC criminals wearing New York Yankees hats? Could it be the ubiquitous and overwhelming popularity of the Yankees in NYC, where they're based? That's a boring theory. Can't we blame Jay-Z somehow?

Katy Perry played out every teenager's fantasy by performing at her old high school. The California Girl singled out the boy who never dated her, but back then she was probably too awkward to ask in the first place.

It seems that educational network E! has ordered a new show called Bridalplasty, in which "brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures." So they can look perfect for their weddings, get it? See you in hell, everyone.

With cheap house brands, Carrefour wants to become "the IKEA of groceries." (European Trader Joe's.)

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the burnt ends, the offal, and us all.

Ann Coulter mistakenly raged against "Michael Gross" in a column yesterday, but she meant "Michael Joseph Gross," the author of a recent, damning Sarah Palin profile. Now author Michael Gross has been receiving insane hate mail, and isn't happy.

Blaming the rumor on twitter and other "internet things," Jon Hamm said the possibility of playing Superman in Christopher Nolan's Man Of Steel is "news to him." It gets better, though: he sounded more than enthusiastic about the opportunity!

Despite being the best bank to work for in the whole wide world, Goldman Sachs has a few problems, according to a new lawsuit from three former female employees. Specifically: sexism, racism, and an undying love for strippers.

Here's a trailer for David O. Russell's boxing drama The Fighter, a modern Cinderella Man, the based-on-a-true-story tale of a scrappy, over-the-hill boxer who beats the odds. It seems full of that Boston blue collar-gawking that's gotten a bit old.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television-past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

If waiting until tonight's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is too much for you, and you need your Devito fix right away, why not check out this art-house short written and directed by David "I wrote Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet.

In the middle of discussing her upcoming spin-off with The Daily Ten's Michael Yo, Danielle Staub suddenly leaps into a Hollywood Minute-esque format to fire parting shots at her former Real Housewives comrades.

In her new, authorized biography, French first lady Carla Bruni recalls talking to Michelle Obama on a trip to Washington, during which Obama says of her post, "It's hell. I can't stand it." Only two more years, Michelle!

Oh dear. Cincinnati police have released cellphone video of a 21-year-old mother coaching her two-year-old daughter to smoke what appears to be a joint. The tape was sent to Family Services by a concerned person who witnessed the incident.

Failed Christian rock singer and current national embarrassment Katy Perry was performing at her old Santa Barbara high school on Tuesday when she spotted a former crush in the audience. She decided then to dedicate her worst song to him.