In this clip from yesterday's Attack of the Show!, Morgan Webb takes a break from video games to remind us that ticket-avoidance technology has come a long way since that clunky Fuzzbuster your dad had in his Datsun Z.

He brought a beard to a fashion show but only had eyes for guys in specs. This star is supporting her meth-addled ex and this reality star is dating a former stalker. But does he wear glasses?

See the shopping bags in this picture? The stuff inside is worth more than your college education. Are Annette Bening and Warren Beatty on the rocks? Will Christina Hendricks do nude scenes? Thursday gossip asks hard questions.

Just Desserts' series premiere followed Top Chef's formula to a tee. Luckily, this means eccentric contestants were aplenty! In this clip, we meet Zac who blows "disco dust" (aka glitter) onto his dish, an ingredient that perfectly encapsulates him.

Molly Norris, the Seattle cartoonist whose joking suggestion for an "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" earned her a fatwa from religious extremists, has been forced into hiding, for her own safety.

New conservative entertainment channel Right Network is backed by Kelsey Grammer and represented by a "Gazelephant." Sounds like an excellent investment, right? Before we write that check, let's check out Leftovers, their right-wing version of The Soup!

New York Fashion Week is just a boring party for gays—until New York's greatest tabloid sex teacher, Andrea Peyser, shows up! Then, Fashion Week transforms into one big orgy, the quality of which Andrea will opine upon.

After the European Union justice commissioner called France's deportations of Roma a "disgrace," France's Europe minister Pierre Lellouche got pissy: "You don't address yourself like that to a great state such as France, which is the mother of human rights."

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

DaiJyoBu Ginger Candy is being recalled in California due to "an elevated level of lead." Nice.

[Pope Benedict XVI prepares to deplane without incident on his first trip to Third World Britain today. Image via AP]

Over 160 illegally-bred cobras escaped a laboratory in southwest China earlier this month, and they have been turning up all over town "in outdoor toilets, kitchens and on the streets." Most have been caught, but "five or six" remain free.

Racist Republican candidate for New York governor Carl Paladino spoke to the Times about his "insular" Democratic competitor, Andrew Cuomo, who he's hated since "watching him on the newsreels." Newsreels? He was probably drinking pop and eating Moon Pies, too.

The Obama administration yesterday said 3,500 abandoned Gulf oil wells must be plugged by the companies that abandoned them. But American Petroleum Institute President Jack Gerard said, "This is not the time" to ask more of struggling oil companies.

Can you spot the difference between these photos of world leaders at the Middle East peace talks? That's right! One was photoshopped by Egypt's state-run newspaper to put Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak in front of the group instead of behind.

"Everybody in the world knows you don't believe anything on Wikipedia," Rush Limbaugh told his listeners last year. So, uh, it must be embarrassing for him that he just used Wikipedia as a source—and got his facts wrong.

Arrow, the soca musician who wrote "Hot Hot Hot," (you know: "Olé olé/Olé olé") has died.

Cardinal Walter Kasper, who helped plan Pope Benedict XVI's visit to England, will no longer be accompanying the Pope on his journey, "for health reasons." Certainly not because he just gave an interview comparing Britain to a "third world country."

Slippery wieners, nasty hair extensions, fake terminal illnesses and one Zingbot 3000. Sadly, these are only the things we'll take away from this summer's installment of Big Brother. And here's how it ended: the good, the bad, and the nausea-inducing.

Oh no! Illegal drug use in America has risen to the highest level since 2002, according to a government report, driven by increases in the use of marijuana, ecstasy, and methamphetamine. Here are some of the figures: