With Angelina gone, nary a punch was thrown on tonight's episode of Jersey Shore . But if you assumed that all of the drama would follow her out the door, you'd be wrong, thanks to Mike, the drunken club creep.

Meet Ritchie the V. Unfortunately, the V is dead. Too much partying, fights, and 'roids? Nope, some one bashed his head in. Now to find the killer, Booth and Brennan must decipher the deep mysteries of the "Guido Tribe"!

This week the dudes choose to rag on Paul Scheer for his awful taste. Though it's not too suggestive, there are some elements of the shocker in there.

A new report says that 72,000 stimulus checks went to dead people. Outrage! And if they're dead, it proves they were just going to spend their $250 on cigarettes, alcohol and guns. (How else did they die?) Double-outrage!

On tonight's Sunny, the gang tries podcasting. Anyone expecting a real assessment of the homeless situation in Philadelphia should go elsewhere. Anyone who wants to see Dennis and Dee rail on Cricket, step right in.

On tonight's episode, Michael's ability to embarrass everyone was for once upstaged by Andy, in his own production of Sweeney Todd. It's every actor's worst nightmare. Regional theater, am I right?

On Monday, a guy in California posted pictures of an FBI tracking device his friend found on his car to the social news site Reddit. Tuesday afternoon the FBI showed up at his friend's house and demanded it back.

Meet April Kepner. Seattle Grace resident. Hospital shooter survivor. Oh, and did I mention she's a virgin? Just don't get her angry. You won't like what she has to tell you when she's angry.

Tonight's 30 Rock? AMAZING. The episode was tight, chock-full of big name guest stars (Rob Reiner and Queen Latifah), funny as ever and deliciously meta—as in, "Let's mock NBC's huge lack of black people!" meta. Video highlights inside.

[The Sisters Kardashian: Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, exit the Plaza Hotel in New York. Photo via Splash]

In some early stand-up Hannibal Buress discusses kicking pigeons and defecating to destroy someone's credibility.

Yes, we know that the creature known as Trash Bags is no longer on Jersey Shore, but that doesn't mean there won't be drama. Come and watch all the action from the eye of the reality TV hurricane.

No, Glenn Beck does not have the Ebola virus, but this must be a harbinger of the apocalypse. Once again, today's Glenn Beck Program featured our favorite hyperbolic hypochondriac saying something about blood, eyes, shooting, and things like "such as."

Steven Seagal: Lawman is back! And it's still basically Cops with a celebrity guest. Fresh off handing a homeless man $20, Seagal philosophized about his job and warrior mentality. Then, he sliced some bamboo with a sword! Video inside.

Blogger Mike Blumenthal reports the Better Business Bureau gave Google a 'C-' because of its unresponsiveness to customer complaints. This would be embarrassing if Better Business Bureau grades actually meant anything.

Arianna Huffington's web venture is finally in the black. It only took five years, thousands of volunteer bloggers and the most clever search engine optimization that money can buy.

Time for another Project Runway commenting party! Tonight's episode will feature active wear. Why don't you don some inactive wear and come in and watch the and comment on the show with some very active friends?

Ryan Seacrest and entertainment company AEG are in talks about launching a "lifestyle oriented" channel. The Hollywood Reporter asks, "Are you ready for the Ryan Seacrest channel?" No, we got rid of our duct tape and plastic sheeting in 2005.

Insane New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino broadcast a strange, live fireside chat on TV today. In it, he explained why he tangled with a New York Post reporter last week. He also talked about his opponent's "legendary prowess."

[Peruvian author Mario Vargas Llosa gets out of a cab in New York today after being named the recipient of this year's Nobel Prize in literature. Image via AP]