Lou Dobbs has often spoken out against illegal immigrants, yet it appears he may have hired one. Now he says that demanding to know a person's legal status is a violation of their rights. Why the change of tune, Lou?

Here's a trailer for The Way Back, Peter Weir's upcoming film about a ragtag band of men (and a girl) escaping the gulag in Siberia. It looks a fun, throwback-y adventure yarn, complete with soaring vistas and handsome, grizzled men.

At the tail-end of last night's Community, Betty White made another surprise appearance on the show. This time, Prof. June Bauer (now on a leave of absence) hilariously explains the subversion of reality and the summer's big blockbuster movie.

Former American Idol runner-up David Archuleta was caught peddling backwards on The Wendy Williams Show after he confused new judge Steven Tyler for a girl. It's fine, David. Dude looks like a lady.

A seven-year-old girl considers Paris Hilton is her "step-mom." Kevin Jonas' wife might be pregnant. Lindsay Lohan breaks her crippling internet addiction. Nobody wants to see Tila Tequila's sex tape, but it's about to happen, anyway. TGIFriday gossip.

A 23 year-old transgender woman was arrested on a parole violation, and (mistakenly?) placed with male prisoners in a Manhattan jail. There, she says, she was repeatedly sexually assaulted by a guard. Which is apparently standard and expected.

It was only a matter of time before Sheldon and Amy's unholy union turned ugly. Trouble came when Amy felt her field of study superceded Sheldon's. This is nerdiest argument and breakup ever.

Philadelphia Inquirer editor Bill Marimow—a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who's led the paper since 2006—is being demoted back to reporter by the paper's new owners. The reason? The internet.

Catty comments and petty insults flew across the workroom as eliminated designers rejoined the finalists this week. During the melee, Michael C, the proverbial black sheep of the group, came under fire for some subterfuge in a previous challenge.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Larry Wilcox — better known as Ponch's sidekick Jon from the 70's-80's cop show CHiPs — was caught in a sting operation by FBI agents and the Securities and Exchange Commission allegedly seeking kickbacks in exchange for penny-stock manipulation.

[Habagat and Bagwis hold baskets to collect alms for their owner in Manila, Philippines today. Who knew that dogs looked so cool in sunglasses? Image via AP]

A high-ranking North Korean official today confirmed that Kim Jong-un will be the country's next leader.

Prominent Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo, who is serving an 11-year prison sentence for "inciting the subversion of state power," was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today for his work toward nonviolent political change in China. [NYT]

You've probably been wondering where super hot Russian spy Anna Chapman has been, right? Well, she was spotted today at a cosmodrome in Kazakhstan for the launch of the Russian Soyuz spacecraft, which is carrying Russians and Americans into space.

Ever think, "cake is pretty good, but it would be way better if it had pies inside of it"? This is that cake: The Pumpple, consisting of apple and pumpkin pies "baked inside layers of chocolate and vanilla cake."

Only 39 percent of American voters think black-white relations are improving. And that's the optimists: Thirteen percent of black voters think race relations are getting better. What's the deal, America? Haven't you noticed our black president?

[Fashion designer Calvin Klein and his boyfriend, underwear model/ex-porn actor Nick Gruber, dine together in New York's West Village. What do you think they're talking about? Click through for another pic.]

Charles Leaf—the investigative reporter for New York's Fox 5—was arrested for "sexual assault of a minor." Previously, Leaf was known for shoddy work trying to connect the Park 51 project to terrorist groups. Now, he's known for this.

Republican Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell did not go to Yale. (Or Oxford, for that matter). How do we know? Because she just told us, in this new ad. How else do we know? Because she's against masturbation. Hey-o!