MySpace—remember that?—just unveiled a new logo. A clean, sans-serif bat signal to all the cool kids who left for Facebook: Come back! We're hip; we're with it. We listen to your independent rock and roll music.
The best way to deal with jerks online is to ignore them. But when prominent Tea Partiers on Twitter started being harassed by a group of Internet trolls, they launched a twitter militia and concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory.
British clothing chain Marks & Spencer has waded into the dong-enhancement game with its new Bodymax line of "frontal enhancement" underwear. They'll make your dick look 38 percent bigger! M&S also offers butt-lifting undies made of "cool, odour resistant fabric."
Ohio GOP nominee for Congress Rich Iott likes to dress up as a Nazi officer and run around with other weirdos in the woods on weekends. But don't worry, he has only a "purely historical interest in World War II."
Listen kid—I got a different song for you, by the Rolling Stones. It's called "You Can't Always Get What You Want." And it goes like this: YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.
This Paddington Bear Special from 1980 has features Britain's favorite teddy bear filling up on marmalade, going to the pictures, and performing Gene Kelley's dance number from Singin' in the Rain.
Chelsea Handler straight shoots all the reasons romantic comedies are wrong, falling down and the very best (worst) way to run into your ex-boyfriend.
