Here's a guy who knows how to cater to a crowd, as these turkeys hang on his every word. Watch as the gang gobbles in unison - and with passion - in support of their valiant leader! Video inside.

Soul singer Solomon Burke, famous for writing songs like "Cry To Me" and "Everybody Needs Somebody To Love," died on a plane today at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport. Burke recently said, "Loving people is what I do." He was 70. [AP]

Baking pot brownies is fun, but have you ever cooked up a batch with your parents? That's a little weird, right? Well, it's quite the opposite for one young man and his father: "We spend our bonding time making brownies."

You know that annoying commercial for Tax Masters (the firm that promises to "solve your tax problems") that stars its charisma challenged founder, Patrick R. Cox? Tonight, SNL parodied the ad, complete with a "half-formed twin brother" on Cox's head.

Jane Lynch is hosting tonight's SNL, and—naturally—there are a lot of sketches that feature her playing a mom. Speaking of which, here's a hilarious "commercial" for an embarrassment-reducing product called "Damn It, My Mom Is on Facebook."

Last weekend, a Daily Mail photog snapped a picture of Tiger Woods chipping a ball at him—but all anybody wanted to talk about was a member of the crowd, now dubbed "Cigar Guy." Today, his identity was revealed.

Jerry Seinfeld discusses Halloween through the ages, costumes, and that kid who thinks he can fly if he's dressed as Superman.

Leave it to Sesame Street to cleverly spoof the Old Spice commercials: In this video titled "Smell Like a Monster," Grover takes over for Isaiah Mustafa to help teach kids about the word "on."

During a new segment on Ellen called "Tweet and Ask," viewers tweeted Ellen questions about herself. One viewer asked why she touches her right thigh every time she comes on stage. This video proves that she really does!

In a blog post, Google has revealed that seven retrofitted Priuses have been cruising around California without any drivers. Well, Google employees are behind the wheel in case something goes wrong. But these cars drive themselves! Google owns the future.

Pedobear, the Internet joke that sparked a full-blown media panic, is on the loose at New York's Comic Con this weekend, dancing to Michael Jackson and handing out candy. Somebody call the militia! Protect our kids from this dangerous threat!

In this video, an incredibly cute dog (or Ewok?) gives himself a stomach rub by pulling his wee body across a carpet, his hind paws flailing behind him. Guaranteed to be the cutest thing you'll see all day.

Teaching high school math for 17 years finally caught up with Donald Wood. Yesterday, the Tennessee teacher lost his mind during class and started throwing chairs and desks across the room. Wood was cuffed and removed from school grounds.

One should not take love advice from one's psychiatrist. Dating is not conducive to mental health! Now we learn of a woman whose psychiatrist set her up with dudes to get some creepy vicarious kicks of his own.

This afternoon, I went for a walk through Queens' Astoria Park. While there, I noticed an Amtrak cleaning car making its way down the Hell Gate Bridge tracks... and dropping baseball-sized stones onto the street/sidewalk below. Video and pictures inside.

A 50-foot sinkhole opened up on the street in Hoboken, NJ yesterday afternoon. According to Gothamist, no one was injured. Well, there's finally a reason to visit Hoboken, NJ! [Image via AP]

Gov. Paterson: Thanks, Al Sharpton, for "doing for justice what Tiger Woods did for cocktail waitresses."

Next week, the Supreme Court will decide whether the Westboro Baptist Church can picket the funerals of US soldiers with signs like "God Hates Fags." Last night, Bill Maher compared homophobic Senator Jim DeMint to the church's pastor. Video inside.

Before Ben Rappaport charmed us on Outsourced, he starred in a surprisingly heartwarming commercial for Kay Jewelers. Although we normally find these commercials to be cringe-worthy, this one actually made us say "aww."

A group of scientists called the Hubei Wild Man Research Association are asking for international donations to help with the search for China's Bigfoot, called "Yeren" (Wild Man). Get in on the hunt while you still can! [Xinhua; image]