Are you thinking of climbing the fence and entering the tiger enclosure? Don't. A zoo gardener at a park in Shezhen, China was mauled to death by five tigers after, yes, climbing the fence and entering the tiger enclosure.

Finally, so-called "scientists" have gotten their act together, and figured out something important: Why it is that airline food is so terrible and bland. Weirdly enough, it's your fault.

How are you spending you weekends? Gabriel Nderitu, an I.T. specialist in Kenya, has been spending his building an airplane, from scratch, in his backyard. The only question is: Will it fly?

The final five designers were at their breaking points during the last challenge before New York Fashion Week. While some whined and others napped, Michael Costello let off a little steam by making fun of the more persnickety judges.

We're all familiar with Google Map's cool/creepy satellite imagery, great for spotting airplanes and busting illegal backyard pools. The technology has received a significant boost recently. (Though not, as some conspiracy theorists believe, thanks to drone technology.)

Tonight's Daily Show was crashed—twice! First, Stephen Colbert showed up, and he and Jon Stewart dropped the bombshell that they're joining forces for the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear." Then, Oprah Winfrey gave Stewart's audience a gift.

Despite what Alessandra Stanley might think, special guest stars are definitely one of the highlights of a lot of great primetime TV. That being said, tonight's Grey's featured powerhouse performances by Frances Conroy and Jesse WillIams', um, "Situation."

Tonight, 30 Rock was live! And it was good, too. Inside, catch the first few minutes of the episode, featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a younger Liz Lemon, Rachel Dratch as a crazy cleaning lady, and *drumroll* a Brett Favre joke!

Last we checked, teens were sending or receiving a measly "nearly 3,000" texts per month. A new study says that number is now 3,339 texts per month. This is more than six per hour they're awake! :( [Mashable]

[Here is the image the Huffington Post used to illustrate the good news that the Air Force has stopped enforcing Don't Ask Don't Tell. Goose would be thrilled—spoiler alert—if he didn't die tragically.]

Here's the trailer for Sarah Palin's new TLC show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. It features skiing, snow-machining and a heartening soundbite: "I'd rather be doing this than in some stuffy old political office." So, there you go. She'll never be president!

Bill O'Reilly angered the ladies of The View so much this morning that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar stormed off the set. Why? O'Reilly said that he and Americans opposed the Ground Zero Mosque because "Muslims killed us on 9/11."

Collegehumor's Adam Newman shares his haunting experience working the graveyard shift at a grocery store. We don't want to give anything away, but it involves a zucchini, fingers and a jar of Vaseline.

Can you believe that we've had three months of Jersey Shore? What other insulting things do we have to say about our favorite guidos. Join our live blog and help us find out. Heck, hurl some insults of your own.

Hey Project Runway fans—come join our live blog of tonight's episode! There are bitches on the show and you can bitch about it. But don't be too bitchy. Who are we kidding, be as bitchy as you want.

It's possible Rupert Murdoch could buy Yahoo if AOL doesn't. His tech isn't cutting edge, but he does hate Google.

Those UFOs over Manhattan may have been a clutch of balloons from a Westchester engagement party. Congratulations, you scared the crap out of New Yorkers for a day! On their 10th anniversary they'll plant a fake bomb in Times Square.

"Robinsons be Natural" sheltered thousands of UK birdies in sweet new digs. You're not alone if this ad gives you nest envy. Can a human get in on this action?

Ole Miss retired its Confederate soldier mascot, 'Colonel Reb.' because it's 2010. In a highly emotional vote, students have picked "Rebel Black Bear," as their new mascot. So now it's a bear fighting for the right to own slaves?

[Some fall foliage peeks through the Indiana fog today. Autumn would be great if winter weren't right behind it. Image via AP]