Today we looked at Wal-Mart's continuing march toward New York. Many commenters were up in arms, talking about socioeconomics and environmental blah blah and all that other NPR stupid stuff. But one of you saw the true good of Wal-Mart.

America is scared of Democrats and sick of their whining. 44% of likely voters say the Democratic Party is "more dominated by its extreme elements," versus 37% for the GOP. This is probably because Democrats have very few "likely voters."

The powerful pop singer is apparently launching a nail polish line for his target audience—tween girls. Speculative sources on Chelsea Lately claim the ubiquitous sixteen year old musician is more interested in pranks than entrepreneurship.

Web entrepreneur Andrew Fashion made $2.5 million by the age of 21 helping people bling out their MySpace pages. He blew it all before he turned 22. Meet Andrew and learn where his money went.

Last Saturday night, there was an off-campus party at Northwestern University. A big one! So big that the neighbors complained to the school about students pissing, throwing up, having sex, and "hollering about "Bl** J*bs." The Dean is apoplectic.

Breaking! Health food activist Michelle Obama consumed a cheeseburger and french fries today. America's children just got fatter.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Foreign accents and awkward people are always a riot. Check out Sanjeev Patel as an overwhelming Indian preparing an exotic meal for his mild-mannered and lost-in-translation roommate, Dustin Grove.

The lovely Christina Hendricks appeared on Ellen's show today to talk about the upcoming Mad Men finale, but she also chatted about her Barbie, bad High School hair, the London Fog campaign, and taught Ellen how to walk the walk.

The Way We Live Now: moping around in our unnecessary business suits. We got all dressed up, and they canceled the event. No money. So here we are in our suits, needlessly. We won't take them off. They look nice.

Your filthy iPad is an excellent vector for transmitting influenza and other viruses, scientists say. In fact, if it's anywhere near as bacteria infested as a cell phone, you should be fairly disgusted to share the Apple tablet without sterilization.

The Justice Department has asked a federal judge to let it keep enforcing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" while it appeals the injunction.

Brace yourselves for a Top Gun 2, Bethenny Frankel says no to more Real Housewives episodes, Terra Nova might be the most expensive show that hasn't even begun filming yet, and Miley Cyrus might play Topanga in a Boy Meets World movie?!

Don't you think? Isn't it just such a grand a idea? Also today: You guys are all watching terrible TV, the next Twilight movie has a super random cast of vampires, and some misleading news about Sinbad.

On the Wendy Williams Show today, Wendy remarked on Seth Green's new bride's cup size. The rest of the interview was pretty lackluster. Apparently, the only thing that Wendy Williams finds interesting about Seth Green is his wife's huge boobs.

The Social Network, still number one at the box office, tells a tale of Facebook's founding that's slanted against the company's founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. But even so, the movie is missing at least one minor scandal.

TONIGHT: 30 Rock performs a live episode for both coasts, Community sends a Kentucky-fried rocket ship into space, Pee-Wee Herman visits Fallon, the D.C. Housewives duke it out in a reunion special and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres!

Hustler Video and Digital Playground are the latest porn studios to voluntarily shut down production after an adult performer tested positive for HIV. All exposed parties are being tested. Good thing there's no shortage of porn on the internet!

Barack Obama's non-partisan (but kind of partisan) town hall for the kids on MTV, BET and CMT is underway. And according to someone who "auditioned" to ask something, the organizers want "light" questions. What kind of softballs should we expect?

Here's a surprisingly down-to-Earth interview with reality-star-turned-wrestler Mike "The Miz" Mizanin from yesterday's Attack of the Show! Wasn't it just yesterday that he was hamming it up on The Real World: Back to New York?