Just like Kanye West and Brett Favre, Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards' penis picture will now be shown to the world. Don't worry, it was taken way back when he was 22. The slightly NSFW image inside.

That's what the movies would have us believe, anyway. Also today: HBO goes on a comedy-ordering bonanza, Terra Nova is not on terra firma, neither is Law & Order, and a new reality show actually sounds... good?

According to Antoine Dodson's description, we have some pretty convincing video evidence here that shows Marty McFly is the infamous Bed Intruder. Using footage discovered in a classic JVC tape recorder, police have been able to finally piece it together.

What would have happened if "Lola" had had second thoughts and spared Ray Davies's virginal protagonist the anguish of realizing that he'd been caught in a gender-bender? Terriers is here to explore the riddles of our modern morality.

Writer Monica Gaudio was surprised to see an old article of hers appear in Cooks Source, a "publication for food lovers in Western New England." So she wrote the magazine's editor to ask how they got it. The reply: insanity.

On last night's Lopez Tonight, William Shatner continued the performance art that is his life by breaking out a spoken word-style cover of Cee-Lo's "F*ck You." Like his legendary "Rocket Man" performance, this is just fantastic.

OK, so maybe this hamster isn't coked up—in fact, he probably has rabies. But that doesn't take away from the fact that this is a 90-second video of one really pissed off hamster attacking people (and shoes!).

In case you weren't paying attention, Ricky Martin's autobiography, Me, came out on Tuesday. We read the book and are here to share some of our favorite parts. Oh, Ricky, we love hearing about you shaking your bon bon!

Fox News' lead news anchor—he signed a new three-year contract with the channel last week—Shepard Smith is one of the network's few moderates, relatively speaking. More »

The world's oldest person, Eugenie Blanchard, has died at age 114. Long lived the world's oldest person.

In an Esquire article entitled "Why President Obama Will Never Be Barack Obama Again," news dramatist Tom Junod gets a case of the vapors while lamenting Tuesday's election results. Let us fan him while Harry Reid fetches smelling salts.

Yesterday on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart opened with a final (we think) segment about this year's insane midterm elections, from Meg Whitman's embarrassing defeat, to Carl Paladino's even more embarrassing concession speech, to the media's hyperbolic coverage, and more.

Last night on the Report, Stephen Colbert did many things: he discussed Sharron Angle's loss and Oklahoma's banning of Sharia law; he interviewed Doris Kearns Goodwin about William Howard Taft; and more! Here's a handy 60-second recap of the episode.

In your salacious Thursday media column: Olivier Zahm is a sexual prophet, the massive corporate media monsters flourish, ladies leave the New York Observer, and "The Way We Live Now" belongs to us!

The design director of Lindsay Lohan's handbag line, 6126, says she is "working with [Lindsay] as usual" even though she's in rehab. We're assuming "usual" means ignoring Lindsay when she calls ranting about adding secret pockets and glittery tassels?

This is the first poster for the Mel Gibson comedy The Beaver, and... um? It's just one big joke about Mel Gibson telling us that he's crazy. I mean, who are the ad wizards that came up with this one??!

Join the biggest, toughest gang in the city: the Boy Scouts! This 1985 ad features George Takei's intimidating and then welcoming face as he pitches the largest youth organization in America. Too bad he wouldn't be allowed to join.

Yesterday, Tina Fey stopped by the Late Show for a chat with David Letterman. When the topic switched to Sarah Palin, Fey confessed that she barely remembered how to do her famed impersonation before busting it out one last time.

The Huffington Post Investigative Fund, Arianna Huffington's failed attempt at nonprofit journalism, was taken over by the Center for Public Integrity. Now the Center for Public Integrity has been taken over by a right-wing hack. Ha-ha!

Halloween was not without its casualties: The NYDN reports that a "marauding clown" at the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade broke reporter Arthur Chi'en's face in six places when the clown scaled Chi'en's float, then knocked the newsman off of it.