Check out Be Linen, a documentary about the new fabric of our lives. Dissolve into the pastoral scenes of European flax fields and quaint linen factories, and learn about how this textile is produced and why you should wear it.

Daniel Reimold, who's made an academic career out of reading college sex columns all day, is back with some insights gleaned from reading college sex columns. All college kids, it seems, have three things in common. You know it, girl.

Don't see the Mad Hatter in the picture yet? You will soon. He's going to have to reimburse his friends $11.50 for red solo cups and beer. Also featured: a poorly-constructed beer pong table.

An appeals court upheld the dismissal of a $3 million lawsuit an elderly Upper East Side woman filed against Starbucks after spilling hot tea on herself and suffering serious burns. But can we sue people for ridiculous ornate coffee orders?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The one-time tourists are itching mad at the New York luxury hotel, claiming that they got bedbugs during their stay, took them home with them, then had to evacuate their house for six weeks. Hopefully they're suing for comped suites.

[America's spurned sweetheart Sandra Bullock fails to foil the paparazzi in her "bookish teaching assistant at Wesleyan College" disguise. Image via Pacific Coast News, click to enlarge.]

Designer trash bags are now available for purchase.

In a touching(ish) blog post making the rounds today, a mommy blogger (guhh) defends her son against some mean, judgmental moms who questioned whether or not her son should have worn a Daphne from Scooby Doo costume to school.

Remember when Democratic congressman Bob Etheridge went berserk on two kids who were harassing him on the streets of Washington, D.C.? And everyone was wondering who those kids were? And the GOP denied it? Guess what? It was the GOP.

Has Wall Street not suffered enough? Don't answer that. The point is, more and more studies are coming to the conclusion that Wall Street pay will be up this year. How can we say this, euphemistically?

Eastbound & Down's season finale airs Sunday, so Danny McBride is making the rounds to promote both it and his supporting role in Due Date. This interview is compulsory for anyone who might consider ordering "chicken tenders" in Puerto Rico.

Yavuz Erdogan is the human embodiment of the American Dream: a Turkish immigrant who became a U.S. citizen, he owns his own business in Levittown, the archetypal American suburb. On election night, an ex-cop beat him with an American flag.

Kanye West confirms that a picture of his giant penis is real. Courtney Love is obsessed with her Wikipedia page. Lil' Wayne gets out of prison. Thursday gossip proudly lets it all hang out.

This V-card loss is so monumental, we have two blind items about it. This talk show host pissed off a celebrity chef by commenting on her size. We doubt the host will be shown the door, back or otherwise.

As any frat cop knows, bros accelerate from attracted to attacking in seconds. Here Andrew Jenks fights for Tennessee Titans cheerleader Jessi when creeps 1) see a girl 2) realize they can't have her and 3) begin assaulting en masse.

As you were type-type-typing a love sext to your beloved this morning, you likely wondered: "What does tabloid sexophobe Andrea Peyser think about this new sex-enabling communication technology?" Spoiler: Andrea prefers to talk about sex and dog poop in person.

Liquid metal comes to life in this clip, hungry for delicate nerd-flesh. Wait for the ending to see how close the treacherous assault comes to burning a hole in Tech #2. "Dude, I saved your hand."

Today in bombs: new and skeery details about just how close those Yemeni mail bombs came to blowing up. Plus: new and skeery details on the Greek anarchist mail bombers. It's bomb week. Love it or else.

While filming a bit, Zach Galifianakis demanded that he (and the rest of the actors) use mannequin arms instead of their real arms. Filmed in a pool hall, logistics didn't work out quite as planned.