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On next week's Harry Loves Lisa finale, Lisa Rinna gets lip-reduction surgery. To Lisa, this lip-reduction surgery is meaningful. It's her fresh start! It's her responsibility as a mother, wife and daughter! She'll also be, like, totally hotter.

United Airlines unveiled a special Boeing 757 this morning to commemorate Oprah Winfrey's final season. The interiors were designed by the Queen of Daytime herself, and her signature graces the jet's tail. Unfortunately, Gayle is not the flight attendant.

According to the New York Times, Carl Paladino has tried twice without success to call Andrew Cuomo to concede the New York governor's race. For some reason, Cuomo hasn't taken the calls or returned Paladino's messages. Why would that be?

Forget the obvious connection for Harry Potter fans. The news that scientists have made progress in the development of some sort of cloaking material is likely more exciting for hungry-for-more voyeurs and girls locker room-gazing teenage boys the world over.

In loving memory of these feline internet sensations, this video shows what was truly behind their health problems: Lasers! A little dark humor, if you will. The laughter you produce will be accompanied by feelings of love and moderate guilt.

It is time to hear the latest tale of media relations mastery by Ronn [sic] Torossian, incompetent superflack CEO of sock-puppet specialist firm 5WPR. Ronn Torossian's business strategy is to send angry emails to everyone, about everything, damn the consequences.

The Dow closed at 11,437 today, its highest level since the Lehman Bros. bankruptcy. Oh dear.

The president of Disney Channels Worldwide, the fearsomely named Carolina Lightcap, recently announced that the new Disney Junior channel, for kids ages 2-7, won't focus so much on academic education as social skills and behavior lessons. That's what moms want.

TONIGHT: Lots! We've got new episodes of Vampire Diaries, The Big Bang Theory, Community, The Office, Outsourced, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, 30 Rock, Fringe, Nikita, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Apprentice, and much more.

Here's a video starring Greer Childers, who is some sort of exercise video lady. Childers wants to teach you her foolproof, age-reducing facial exercise workout—problem is, the technique seems less about exercise and more like a recorded exorcism.

[Evil monster Angelina Jolie, ruiner of women, directing her movie. Photo via Splash]

Do six-pack abs give some a license to be crazy? Well, nothing has stopped Ty thus far. On the latest episode of Cutthroat Ty gets eliminated for being all sizzle, no steak. Watch him be a psychopath.

The company that produces Logo's abominable "gay housewives" show The A-List is branching out to other cities. Watch out, Dallas and Los Angeles, producers are on the hunt for your vapid queens.

Today at Gawker.TV, Zach Galifianakis and Jimmy Fallon goof around with prosthetic arms, William Shatner covers Cee-Lo's "F*ck You," Joel McHale stops by Today, a coked up and/or rabid hamster attacks people, and a 60-second recap of yesterday's Colbert Report.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Cheap drugs! Running spiritually! Whining patients! Catching lung cancer! Electro-trainers! Peanut allergy babies! Animal diseases! Outliving Brits! And the flu shot conspiracy! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while munching on whatever catches our fancy!

Sarah Palin recently "favorited" an Ann Coulter tweet that linked to a picture of a sign about "The blood of Jesus against Obama," our "Taliban Muslim illegally elected President USA: Hussein." This might be awkward if she runs for president!

Perhaps you've heard about Bridalplasty, the E! reality show premiering later this month that pits 12 brides-to-be against each other in a competition in which the winner receives a boatload of plastic surgery. Cute, right? Here's the first official promo.