MSNBC has suspended Keith Olbermann "indefinitely without pay" in response to this morning's disclosure that Olbermann made financial donations to three Democratic politicians. What was Keith Olbermann thinking? More importantly: What is MSNBC thinking?

What better way to commemorate a family-themed episode of The Martha Stewart Show than to ask your guest about her divorce. Watch as sneaky Martha gets Laurie David to bad-mouth her ex-husband Larry David because he's ...bad at dinner?

[Kim Kardashian and sister, K-something, continue their home school geography lessons on the 6 train today. Image via Twitter]

Although she's pushing 70 and her company is facing financial problems due to the recession, fashion icon Betsey Johnson remains at the helm on her eponymous brand. More »

Twenty-five workers at a labor camp in Goregaon, India, claim their penises have inexplicably begun shrinking and retracting into their bodies. The men have been treating the condition by sitting in ice-cold bathtubs. This might be the problem! (via)

We're in the midst of a higher education bubble: expensive degrees of questionable value are nonetheless pursued by a limitless hordes of aspirants. What a hustle. You're so happy to get in, you don't care that your class is online.

Did you know that A&E commissioned a new reality show about David Hasselhoff and his family, called The Hasselhoffs, to premiere next month? Well, now you do! Oh, also: there's a promo, featuring a hairy-chested baby Hasselhoff. Ew? Watch inside.

We can only assume that this perilous concoction is a byproduct of laboratory attempts to reproduce the legendary "Brown Russian." Also featured: the world's strongest beer, and a real-world version of "Duff Beer" that isn't beer at all.

Lindsay Lohan left the Betty Ford Clinic on Tuesday to shop at Forever 21 in Palm Desert, California. She bought a leopard top, some pajama bottoms, and lots of socks. Lindsay: clean, sober, and still addicted to shopping. [Image: Twitpic]

Here are trailers for the comedies Hall Pass, directed by the once-famous Farrelly brothers and starring Owen Wilson, and Just Go With It, featuring the apotheosis of dumb manhood, Adam Sandler. (And sad, sad Jennifer Aniston!) Yes, folks, men stink.

Lamebook is that website that documents funny things that happen on Facebook and will eventually be turned into an Urban Outfitter's coffee table book. Facebook threatened Lamebook with a trademark infringement lawsuit—but Lamebook decided to sue Facebook first.

Stephen Colbert and Elvis Costello ended last night's Report with a charming duet. While this is indeed fantastic, it makes us yearn for more episodes of Cotesllo's brilliant talk show Spectacle. Let's make it happen, Sundance Channel!

Contrary to earlier sunny reports, scientists have found dead coral near the Gulf oil spill site.

The opening to this week's Outsourced featured Charlie launching water balloons into the crowded street market. The impending fail was very similar to another, more painful launch of watermelons from The Amazing Race a couple months back.

Sidwell Friends—the elite Washington, D.C., private school that the Obama girls attend—has a terrible football team. And when the Washington City Paper pointed that out, a hilariously entitled barrage of outraged comments from unathletic rich kids ensued.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The actress says some very dumb things about screenwriters, who give her work. Also today: Is Robert Pattinson going to propose? LeAnn Rimes calls in sick with a case of "Husband Stealeritis." And Kate Gosselin has a productive Halloween.

At a college football game tomorrow, two teams will be wearing uniforms dedicated to the United States military. Here, Brian Kilmeade exhibits many flaws in his sales pitch. Video inside.

NYU's Tisch School has named Ruff Ryders producer (and Alicia Keys' husband) Swizz Beatz as its "Producer in Residence" for the coming school year. That high tuition buys something at last, kids! He's no DJ Premier, but. Baby steps.

Last night on Lopez Tonight, a meeting of the comedic minds happened. Lopez feels they'll "take late night into the future," while Andy's hoping "maybe there will actually be talk shows that make people stay awake, not go to sleep."