Here are trailers for the comedies Hall Pass, directed by the once-famous Farrelly brothers and starring Owen Wilson, and Just Go With It, featuring the apotheosis of dumb manhood, Adam Sandler. (And sad, sad Jennifer Aniston!) Yes, folks, men stink.

Look how stupid and horny men are in Hall Pass, about Christina Applegate and Jenna Fischer giving their husbands, Jason Sudeikis and Owen Wilson, "hall passes", meaning they can go fuck around for a week. Of course they will realize that they really do love their wives and that their penises are silly little stupid-monsters, but they'll have fun for a while! Men are poop. At least there's Joy Behar!

And here is Adam Sandler being poop, in a different way. See he pretends to be married so he can do ladies. But then he meets a totally-in-his-league Brooklyn Decker-bot and he actually likes her but she thinks he's married so enter his assistant Jennifer Aniston to pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife and voila. Except, whoa are you seeing what I'm seeing Mr. Prickydick? Jennifer Aniston, sans lab coat, is a smokin' hottie! What to do? Apparently Nicole Kidman is also in this movie, though she oddly makes no appearance in the trailer. What's going on with that, I wonder? Aniston's lesbian lover perhaps? That would be wonderful. Though I don't suspect the word "wonderful" can actually be used when talking about this movie in any way.