This young man wants his vlog commenters to cease and desist from calling him fat. No longer is our attention on his weight but the awkward manner in which he quells his naysayers. Video inside.
The headline says it all. As the voice of Ash Ketchum, let me assure you: we are not playing any games with you. Your storyline ideas will the butts of our jokes for a long time to come. Thank you.
Self-esteem flagging a bit? Think about this: Two of the world's biggestl tech companies are desperately fighting over your trivial personal information. Google just cut Facebook off from accessing some of its data because Facebook isn't sharing back.
The perils of hand-held technology obsession are many: Shark attacks, child neglect, the old oops-I-dropped-my-phone-into-the-urinal routine. We must unite, rise up, and combat this scourge on our nation, starting with this word of advice from the new Windows Phone: Stop staring at your freaking smartphone all the time.
TMZ introduces us to the girl who showed serious fan-dedication by waiting in the cold parking lot of Riker's Island for the rapper's release, holding a sign and everything. Also, watch to the end to hear TMZ's classy prison-rape joke.
Last night's episode was all about how children will listen. Be careful of what you do, children will learn. But these women, well some of them, aren't careful, so their children will grow up to be terrible.
