Edison Pena, one of the 33 men trapped inside a mine in Chile, made an overwhelmingly enjoyable appearance on last night's Late Show. Despite having to speak through an interpreter, he managed to be funny and perform an Elvis impression.

Yesterday, a bit of plagiarism at an obscure regional food magazine blew up the internet. Cooks Source editor Judith Griggs' haughty dismissal of a writer she stole from earned her four kabillion brickbats. She's apologized! Not very well, though. [UPDATED]

This new couple isn't a couple at all, just another PR stunt. This A-list actor loves wearing costumes in public, and John Mayer is supposedly having an affair with this married star. At least we know their lust is real.

Finally, somebody on the other side of the intercom decided to spice it up. A McDonald's employee in La Jolla, California took it upon himself to be super friendly and entertaining for a couple of guys ordering Chicken McNuggets.

It's Friday, the last day of Bomb Week. Pray for peace! Today in bombing news: doubts cast on the near-miss Yemen mail bomb; another several bomb scares; and a suicide bombing.

Times are grim in urban America. And, as one would expect, hard times lead to teenagers trying to shoplift entire turkeys by shoving them down their pants and "waddling" out of stores, nonchalantly. Thank god for surveillance cameras.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[An acrobat checks in on a bear putting his game face on backstage at the 9th China Wuhan International Acrobatics Art Festival in Hubei Province, China. Image via Getty]

Are you running the NYC Marathon this weekend? Don't tweet or update your Facebook status because a distracted runner is dangerous for everyone. What if you learn some bad news, mid-run? Also, who the hell tweets during a marathon? [NYDN]

All 68 people traveling aboard an AeroCaribbean flight in Cuba have died in a crash.

The sale of Four Loko — the caffeinated booze of choice for totally awesome college dudes — has been banned in Michigan, and stores have 30 days to remove it from shelves. You can still purchase across state lines, though!

Who: Known for her over-the-top dresses in floral and leopard prints, the queen of stylish excess is loved equally by prom queens, rock chicks, and bohos.

Over 100 people have died in several volcanic eruptions in Indonesia since late last month, with another large eruption on Mount Merapi last night. A pyroclastic flow of 1,400 degree gas was moving at 60 mph through one village.

[Pop star Rihanna participates in the dastardly conspiracy to start Christmas early by appearing at a mall in London to turn on the "Christmas lights," surrounded by "rebellious flowers." Photo via AP.]

There are official Star Wars LEGOs and official Indiana Jones LEGOs. So why not official Quentin Tarantino LEGOs? Oh, right, the violence and curse words. Here's the next-best thing, though: LEGO recreations of famous movie scenes, courtesy brickmaster Alex Eylar.

Who wouldn't want the multifaceted charms of Jason Sudeikis in his/her group of friends? Mac, Dennis, and Frank kick Charlie out to find this out, and even give him a sweet welcoming ceremony. Apparently Sudeikis just isn't cool.

The guys reach into the past to bring back some best forgotten memories. The issue is the "Fear Boner," and the havoc it wreaks upon one's dignity. Watch out for it, guys.

President Obama's upcoming trip to India won't cost $200 million a day, and "34 warships" aren't accompanying him to the subcontinent. But it doesn't matter! It's already the hot new right-wing anti-Obama rumor.

According to police in Surprise, Arizona, a 12-year-old boy threatened to stab his mother on Halloween after she refused to let him trick-or-treat in a "gay Justin Bieber" costume.

Last week, Zach Galifianakis smoked a joint on Real Time (video). Then, Bill Maher denied that Galifianakis was smoking marijuana, saying it was cloves. On tonight's Factor Margaret Hoover (who was there) claimed that it was pot. Video inside.