Although she's been off the air recently following back surgery, WNBC anchor Sue Simmons has been a New York news fixture for three decades now. More »

How old can you be while getting away with dressing up in a costume? Apparently adults, children, and girls of all ages are allowed—as long as they dress as sluts—but Cleveland Jr. is stuck in an awkward in-between.

What experience made you all pro-life? For beloved former President George W. Bush, it was that time his mama had a miscarriage and showed him the jarred fetus. From then on, Bush knew that he must protect America's fetuses, forever.

Remember how you used to have a few hours of airplane peace before handling crushing family holiday obligations? Google has taken care of that for you again this year, bringing back its free airline Wi-Fi.

Is your mollycoddled teenager playing you for a fool? It seems likely. They can't do their homework without a pricey assistant at their side; but they can make more money than you promoting tween parties. Parents, wake up!

Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead drinks Jack and Coke, as the civilians of Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp illustrate what you should and shouldn't do when "boozing" with rock stars.

Yesterday I saw 127 Hours, a movie supposedly about James Franco cutting off his arm. I wouldn't know, though, since I couldn't watch a second of the amputation action. What things are too nasty for you to see on screen?

Being high school pals with Jeffrey Dahmer is a great way to get out of jury duty.

[Justin Timberlake at a Lakers game last night. Photo via Splash]

Last night's Childrens Hospital was broadcast live at midnight and while the "live" part wasn't necessarily true, it did appear to be impressively shot in one take. Watch to see which cast members cracked under pressure, stay for the Hamm.

Andrew Shirvell, the Michigan assistant attorney general who moonlights as a gay college student body president's cyberbully without realizing how weird that is, has been temporarily suspended pending a hearing. Update: Now he's been fired.

David Headley, an American of Pakistani descent who is accused of helping plan the Mumbai terrorist attacks, was also a DEA informant. American officials received repeated warnings that Headley was planning attacks, but ignored them because drugs are really bad.

Conan's return to television begins tonight, in preparation watch the whole first episode of the original Late Night with Conan O'Brien online. Inside, watch Conan O'Brien's first time hosting late night talk show.

First they did away with the biodegradable (but loud) Sun Chips bag. Then we found out that most "green" product labels are full of lies. And now, even faux-concerned Americans appear to be tiring of buying environmentally friendly crap.

Yesterday, the world was gifted with a video of President and Mrs. Obama bustin' some moves with children in Mumbai, India. Now, not 24 hours later, we have this remix: same video, new soundtrack (50 Cent's "In Da Club").

It's true. Just look at the top two movies this weekend. The one for the kids who are already here handily beat out the one about a kid that's on its way. So that proves it.

In your Monday edition of, "Old People Doing Weird Things," we have this: a disheveled man staring at the camera before turning and bleating like a goat for a few seconds. Seriously, that's basically what this video contains. Now watch!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Remember how Democrats would simply wait until after the election to pass all of their bills, during a pressure-free lame duck session? Did you buy that? Because they're already dropping most agenda items, including a "Don't Ask Don't Tell" repeal.

Yves "Jetman" Rossy, the first person to fly with jet-powered composite wings, became the first to make loop-d-loops while at it. He took off from a hot air balloon and came down on a parachute. Again, jet engine wings.