A nutritionist stuck to a diet of Twinkies, donuts, Doritos, and other types of "junk food" for two months. He lost 27 pounds proving that it's the number—not quality—of calories one consumes that matters. Take that Jenny Craig.

In this servicey That Metal Show bit, featuring Def Leppard's Phil Collen, we learn: Dimebag Darrell's (RIP) hangover prevention method, who is juicing, and who needs a doctor on hand and two injections before he plays.

Being something of an expert in the business, Lindsay Lohan's mom thinks she should open a chain of rehab centers. Also today: Kelly Bensimon can't stop embarrassing her kids, Joe Francis happily civilizes his union, and some Twilight news.

Since the start of Dexter's personal drama with Lumen, it seemed natural for that plot to merge with the Miami metro crew. That tends to make the show more exciting, and this week, Dexter's two worlds collided, yet again.

Saturday morning, young Moscow journalist Oleg Kashin was attacked and savagely beaten by two men. Everyone believes it was retaliation for his work—which, distressingly, wasn't even all that radical. Today, video of the beating emerged.

Conan's new show premieres tonight at 11 on TBS. Did you miss any of the hilarious promos for the show? We're here to help. All of the videos, right here. Whet your appetite for Conan by watching the videos, inside!

You might know her as ANTM's first winner, a Surreal Life housemate, or Chris "Peter Brady" Knight's spouse, but Adrianne Curry is currently steaming up the "Playstation Network." What's geekier, playing World of Warcraft, or playing World of Warcraft naked?

He hates gays, but loves him some Bette Midler. What's he hiding? This actress is trying to get parts by sleeping around, and this actor almost lost his job for grabbing the boss' wife. Hollywood needs an HR department.

Bill Clinton has renewed his Harlem office lease for another ten years. He's not going anywhere, ladies.

This summer's SYTYCD cast had some of the most talent the show has ever seen. I got to chat with the Top 3 about their time on the show and life after SYTYCD. First up, 3rd place winner Robert Roldan!

Hugo Lindgren, the new editor of the New York Times Magazine, spent a decade working under New York magazine editor Adam Moss before getting his big break. It makes sense, then, that Lindgren's great ambition is to crush Adam Moss.

If your plan is to make Facebook, someone has already beaten you to it. That goes for Twitter, too. And Google. That won't stop you though; you're a punk. Genius. Billionaire. It's going to be totally easy.

From child sex to lesbian sex to sexxxy sex, tabloid sex columnist Andrea Peyser is America's most trusted hot-blooded sexocrat. So when Andrea Peyser declares Republicans to be "hot," you all better rush out and fuck Republicans, to death.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The suspect in the Manhattan diner murder, Earle Barranco, was arrested in a VIP booth at a Charlotte Bobcats game.

The California Department of Corrections somehow managed to get enough sodium thiopental — a drug used in lethal injections — to kill four people, even though the supply has run out across the country. So much for this lucky break.

[John Travolta sings songs from "Grease" at the Qantas Airways 90th birthday celebration in Brisbane, Australia. Way to pick the winning team! Image via Getty]

European scientists are still trying to destroy the Earth with the Large Hadron Collider Doomsday Machine, this time by creating a "mini Big Bang" that shot reactor temperatures up "a million times hotter" than the Sun's core. We're so screwed.

Who: WNBC lead anchor Sue Simmons has been reading the headlines to New Yorkers alongside Chuck Scarborough for more than a quarter century.

An adult book store in Detroit on Saturday sold someone a $128 million Powerball ticket, but the winner has yet to come forward. And the store, Uptown Books, has sold winning tickets before. Get there while the place is hot!