Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead drinks Jack and Coke, as the civilians of Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp illustrate what you should and shouldn't do when "boozing" with rock stars.

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Srsly, Haircut, I thought we agreed that we were not going to ask people to be in our bands any more? Why are you doing that? Is it for the cute story, "ya'll Michael Anthony and Lemmy are going to be in my band." Because they're not, okay? Freakin' stop it. How great was that Lemmy advice though? I love him.

And Matt Sorum is trying to make The Dangerous Stilettos happen, huh? We'll see, they certainly were pretty enough. It sort of had the nebulous feel of something he'd thought of at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool that afternoon, I tried to find some of their music but couldn't - we'll just have to wait for it I guess?

The next episode is the finale, where the best band will get to play Rock and Roll All Nite with Ace Frehley, which they practiced with him this week. Everyone comported themselves pretty well. Rudy Sarzo gave his bassist one of his Peavey basses, and got a little misty-eyed about it because he is seriously the sweetest.

There wasn't enough Kip Winger, although he played a little and diplomatically added a chorus to his band's original song, which one of the other counselors had said sucked (totally a technical term). Mark Hudson called Warrant-less Josh short, a good boy, and told him to STFU in Italian before jamming to Kiss on his tambourine. Then guest Eddie Kramer, who recorded John Bonham, laid down everyone's original songs. One of the campers said, "You can't buy this" but dude you just did. Congrats.

UPDATE: Matt Sorum's new band is called The DARLING Stilettos, not the Dangerous ones. Duh, hard/soft/Guns N Roses/Velvet Revolver we get it. And there's some music out there. I don't know that it necessarily disproves my too-many-cocktails-in-the-cabana theory, but here it is: