Patti LaBelle suddenly appeared on Nate Berkus' show today. In this episode, the legend herself gave back to a guest who's notable charity works deserved a reward of diva-licious proportions. Including: A "...whole year of paid cell phones, boo." Nice!

New Jersey's state Senate and Assembly passed an "Anti-Bullying Bill of Rights" this afternoon. The legislation is intended to prevent cruel behavior in public schools. If Governor Chris Christie doesn't sign it, we'll beat the crap out of him.

Disgraced former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick denies paying a stripper a thousand bucks "to perform at a party at the then-mayor's mansion [which] led to Kilpatrick's wife's attacking a woman who was giving him a lap dance." Small victories. [AP]

Wikileaks is threatening via Twitter that its next leak will be "7x the size of the Iraq War Logs," which themselves constituted nearly 400,000 files. So get ready to troll through 2.8 million of something.

Today, Oprah Winfrey gave a second audience a bunch of stuff during the finale of her "Ultimate Favorite Things" extravaganza. The final gift? The completely redesigned, unreleased 2012 Volkswagen Beetle. It's official: Oprah is more powerful than God. Watch inside.

In honor of Walt Disney Animation's 50th full length feature "Tangled" being released next week, The Fine Brothers spoil all 50 Disney animated feature films in one take. Spoiler alert: there are a ton of "happily ever afters!"

Inside, all the news about Fox's major-schedule shakeup for Spring, Jorge Garcia teams up with J.J. Abrams for Alcatraz, VH1 orders a show about extreme couples called The X Life, Jay Mohr gets an ABC comedy pilot, and more!

Leonardo DiCaprio was one of 193 drunken, terrified passengers stuck circling JFK after a Moscow-bound flight blew an engine during takeoff. He signed autographs after the emergency landing. Luckily for him, the passengers weren't all Titanic fans.

This week's episode of Dexter was murder free and yet still managed to pack it's regular punch. With only two episodes left, and the walls closing in him, we're starting to wonder... Is Dexter going to have to kill everyone?

The Way We Live Now: in Rapunzel's shadow. The shining locks of our flaxen-haired daughters are our very last lifeline. Can we spin their strawlike strands into gold? Or at least use their bras as a positive economic indicator?

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has won over many fans with his bold technique of yelling at people — teachers, lady-harassers, etc. — and uploading clips of these to YouTube. But are his would-be victims catching on to this gimmick?

TONIGHT: Jorge Garcia guest stars on HIMYM, Dancing with the Stars nears its conclusion and begets Skating with the Stars and Chuck flirts with danger. Plus a great John Lennon doc on American Masters.

Lady Gaga and her parents are now partners in the Manhattan eatery Vince & Eddie's. A fan of the "homey" atmosphere, Gaga is a silent partner in the Italian joint. That means no dress meat on the menu.

When we last saw Greame Taylor, he gave a rousing, improvised (!) speech on behalf of his suspended teacher defending gay rights / fighting bullying. He talked to Ellen about that day and about coming out in humorous fashion.

Today at Gawker.TV, Mark Wahlberg recalls the time he gouged a man's eye out, Bill Maher on Family Guy, highlights from The Soup, Kim Zolciak performs her auto-tuned single "Google Me" and The Simpsons says Fox News is "#1 with racists."

Congratulations to GitEmKelvarDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

In your incredibly close call of the day, some extremely lucky (or unlucky) people in a minivan narrowly miss being tusked and trampled by an elephant.

Who would pay $80 for an action figure of Steve Jobs? Many geeks, apparently; MIC Gadget already sold its whole production run of 300 dolls. We say wait for the model that can scream "not fucking blue enough!" at you.

Kody and new (fourth) wife Robyn travel to San Diego for their honeymoon, leaving Kody's current wives angry that the new addition to the family gets a honeymoon 4x longer than theirs while they're stuck at home babysitting.

More Americans think 9/11 was an inside job than oppose naked X-ray screenings at airports. But the ones who oppose the X-rays happen to have access to your televisions and computers, so America is freaking out about the TSA.